Posts Tagged: the french

euros

Study: French & Italian Men Are Really, Really F*cking Horny

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As far as surprises go, this ranks right up there with finding out that Santa Claus isn't real.

colbert report

Stephen Colbert Sat Next To Michelle Obama At A State Dinner And Is Now The First Lady Of France

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Stephen Colbert attended a state dinner and sat next to Michelle Obama. I'm sure we haven't heard the last of this.

CLASSIC CLIPS

Razor-blade nipple tassel lady: The best Bond villain that never was?

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I wish I had a nickel for every time I had to type this, but here's a video of a lady who shreds a guy's chair to splinters with spinning razor blades attached to her nipples.

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The Phoenix Revolution: Have The French Usurped The British In Musical Dominance?

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2013 in music might be remembered as the Year of the French, based on records from Phoenix, Daft Punk, and more. Let's take a look at some reasons why.

BLOOPERS

This French Reporter Is Pretty Good At Working A Touchscreen

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Here is a video of a French reporter trying, and failing, to use a touchscreen on live television. It is amazing.

FAST FOOD

You Can Now Get Star Wars-Themed Cheeseburgers In France

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A French fast food chain (Yes, such a thing apparently exists) is introducing a line of <a href="http://www.mintinbox.net/Actus/11-12/2312SW_Quick">Star Wars-themed burgers</a>.

Gerard Depardieu

Flight Delayed When Agitated Frog Pees on Airplane

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Famous French actor Gerard Depardieu, who won a Golden Globe in 1990 for Green Card and an Oscar nomination the same year for Cyrano De Bergerac, and who these days resembles a <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Depardieu-proboscis.jpg" target="_blank">morbidly obese proboscis monkey</a>, reportedly dropped trou and peed on the floor of a CityJet plane in front of everyone when the stewardess told him he couldn't get up to use the bathroom.

CANNES

Kirsten Dunst courageously washes her hands of director at the first sign of controversy

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Kirsten Dunst won best actress at Cannes for her role in Lars von Trier's Melancholia, so you'd think that when she got asked about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/05/fck-you-kirsten-dunst#more-45688">Von Trier's Nazi comments</a> (which were only offensive if you're an idiot), she might at least show an attempt at understanding.

the french

Not Satire: Mike Myers to play Pepe Le Pew.

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On the heels of Alvin and the Chipmunks, Marmaduke, and Yogi Bear, Warner Bros want you to know that they aren't through putting <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/sexy-tagline-alert-yogi-bear-wants-to-put-it-in-your-boo-boo" target="_blank">bear juice</a> in your Boo Boo.

A-holes

This is why people hate the French

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I've never been to France, but the French people I've met have generally been pretty nice, so when I make French jokes, it's mostly because I'm amused by the English-speaking world's irrational hatred of all things French.

FANTOMAS

Zees Week In French Movie News

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French producer and Notre Dame bell-ringer Thomas Langmann (see below) has announced that his production company La Petite Reine is fast-tracking the film Fantomas for a $70 million budget production for France and the U.

MARK GERAGOS

THE ROMAN POLANSKI UPDATE RAPE

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(Polanski taking home Munchkinland's highest honor, the enchanted toadstool) Here, have a quaalude while I ease this Roman Polanski update into you.

the french

ROMAN POLANSKI IS IN JAIL IN SWITZERLAND

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Swiss police arrested director Roman Polanski on Sunday for giving 13-year-old Samantha Geimer booze and quaaludes and then having sex with her back in 1977.

DISTRICT B13

FRENCH PEOPLE GET PARKOUR-Y AGAIN

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One could be forgiven for thinking Parkour is some gay French nonsense where people run up some stairs and call it a sport.

CLIPS

MICHEL GONDRY PICKS HIS NOSE

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This is Michel Gondry, the brilliant director of probably my favorite movie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (as well as the upcoming Be Kind Rewind).

DUCHESS OF LANGEAIS

ANOTHER DUCHESS MOVIE! SO AWESOME!

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I don't know about you, but I'm worried that <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=860">The Duchess with Keira Knightley</a> (our generation's greatest underbiter) just isn't going to be enough to slake my thirst for period pieces about fashionable ladies - specifically Duchesses.


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