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You (Yes, You!) Can Date Jeremy Shockey

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I don't think of Jeremy Shockey as a man so much as a piece of public lice on a protein-heavy diet.

THE HOOSEGOW

OJ SIMPSON: MY CELLMATE WANTS TO KILL ME

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I know what you're thinking, "What's OJ Simpson has been up to lately.

THE GOOD KIND OF RAPE

BEAUTY QUEEN RAPES MENTAL PATIENT

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A South African beauty queen believed to be associated with a gang of women responsible for raping several soccer players was arrested for allegedly raping a mental patient.


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