MANNY SHYAMALAN

“F*ckin’ trees, man.” Marky Mark Admits The Happening Sucked.

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If Hollywood people weren't terrified of offending each other and didn't spend 98% of their press interviews kissing each other's asses, an actor bashing a movie he was in probably wouldn't make news, but here we are.

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WHY DOES FOX SUCK SO HARD?

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Sorry, wrong Fox That's the question Variety asked the studio that released The Happening, Babylon A.D., Meet Dave, X-Files 2, Mirrors, Space Chimps, and The Rocker.

MARK WAHLBERG

SURPRISE: MANNY SHYAMALAN IS STILL A DICK

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Mark Wahlberg has been talking to MTV lately, and besides the usual boring crap and jokes about how<a href="http://splashpage.mtv.com/2008/08/26/mark-walhberg-issues-challenge-to-batman-calls-max-payne-baddest-man-in-film/#more-886" target="_self"> Max Payne could beat up Batman</a>, he had some good Manny Shyamalan stories.

FOREIGNERS

FILM TITLES GLORIOUSLY TRANSLATED

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Today USA Today has an article about a subject I've always been interested in: the re-titling of films for the foreign market.

INCREDIBLE HULK

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

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The Incredible Hulk not surprisingly was tops at the box office this weekend, earning an estimated $54 million dollars.

INCREDIBLE HULK

WEEKEND PREVIEW: IT’S HAPPENING

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Opening this week – click the title for the trailer:    <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1651" target="_blank">The Incredible Hulk</a>It's getting pretty good reviews, if you consider "It was okay, I guess…" a good review, which RottenTomatoes does.

A-holes

MANNY PWNS MEXICO

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Like strip clubs, posters for The Happening are a little different south of the border.

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WEEEEOOOOOOEEEEOOOOOOEEEEEEOOO

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Here's my impression of the people in the new <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1755" target="_blank">Happening</a> poster: Whooooaaaa, I'm feelin woooozy… everything's all distorted… it's like I'm in a crappy movie or something…OR .

MANNY SHYAMALAN

NEW ‘HAPPENING’ TRAILERS WICKER-ESQUE

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1762" target="_blank">Daddy’s back</a>, bitches.

CLIPS

SHYAMALAN MOVIE MAKES ME SUICIDAL TOO

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Here's a short, violent red band trailer [from <a href="http://www.joblo.com/excl-red-band-happening" title="joblo">joblo</a>] for The Happening, directed by <a href="../post.phtml?pk=1686" title="my boyfriend Shamalamadingdong">the most modest man ever ever</a>, who had this to say about his ART:If something happens during the movie and you think, "That’s dumb," it’ll be because whatever happened was actually too amazing for you to fully understand, or possibly a metaphor for something really crazy and cool.

JOHN LEGUIZAMO

THE HAPPENING IS A CRITICAL DARLING

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On one hand, I rarely put any stock in reviews from random people.

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M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN IS HONEST, MODEST

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In a surprise move Monday, director Manny Shyamalan said his new film <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1155" target="_blank">The Happening</a> is really good.

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THE HAPPENING IS UNFORTUNATELY HAPPENING

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After the jump, I've got the first TV spot for Manny ShyamalamalamaI'manarrogantdouche's new movie <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=156" target="_blank">The Happening</a>, which premiered during Lost last night.

THE HAPPENING

MANNY SHYAMALAN HAS A NEW TRAILER

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UPDATE: Not sure what happened to the YouTube link, but you can <a href="http://video.cineplex.com/?fr_story=c72ed1e5eef326a6bac15ef22b83eb418ac9524f&rf=bm">watch the trailer here</a>.

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MANNY SHYAMALAN STILL MAKES MOVIES

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<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0796117/" target="_blank">Manny Shyamalan</a>'s The Happening trailer begins with “It will happen.

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MARKY MARK GETS SHYAMALANNED

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Despite having proved himself to be a competent actor, Mark Wahlberg nevertheless chose to work with M.

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MANNY SHYAMALAN STILL MAKING MOVIES

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<a href="http://www.fearnet.com/NewsDetail.aspx?catid=30&mid=10354" target="_blank">Some stupid website</a> has some pictures from the set of the new M.


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