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“F*ckin’ trees, man.” Marky Mark Admits The Happening Sucked.

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If Hollywood people weren't terrified of offending each other and didn't spend 98% of their press interviews kissing each other's asses, an actor bashing a movie he was in probably wouldn't make news, but here we are.

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WHY DOES FOX SUCK SO HARD?

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Sorry, wrong Fox That's the question Variety asked the studio that released The Happening, Babylon A.D., Meet Dave, X-Files 2, Mirrors, Space Chimps, and The Rocker.

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SURPRISE: MANNY SHYAMALAN IS STILL A DICK

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Mark Wahlberg has been talking to MTV lately, and besides the usual boring crap and jokes about how Max Payne could beat up Batman, he had some good Manny Shyamalan stories.

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FILM TITLES GLORIOUSLY TRANSLATED

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Today USA Today has an article about a subject I've always been interested in: the re-titling of films for the foreign market.

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WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

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The Incredible Hulk not surprisingly was tops at the box office this weekend, earning an estimated $54 million dollars.

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WEEKEND PREVIEW: IT’S HAPPENING

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Opening this week – click the title for the trailer:    The Incredible HulkIt's getting pretty good reviews, if you consider "It was okay, I guess…" a good review, which RottenTomatoes does.

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MANNY PWNS MEXICO

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Like strip clubs, posters for The Happening are a little different south of the border.

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WEEEEOOOOOOEEEEOOOOOOEEEEEEOOO

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Here's my impression of the people in the new Happening poster: Whooooaaaa, I'm feelin woooozy… everything's all distorted… it's like I'm in a crappy movie or something…OR .

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SHYAMALAN MOVIE MAKES ME SUICIDAL TOO

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Here's a short, violent red band trailer [from joblo] for The Happening, directed by the most modest man ever ever, who had this to say about his ART:If something happens during the movie and you think, "That’s dumb," it’ll be because whatever happened was actually too amazing for you to fully understand, or possibly a metaphor for something really crazy and cool.

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THE HAPPENING IS A CRITICAL DARLING

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On one hand, I rarely put any stock in reviews from random people.

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M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN IS HONEST, MODEST

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In a surprise move Monday, director Manny Shyamalan said his new film The Happening is really good.

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THE HAPPENING IS UNFORTUNATELY HAPPENING

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After the jump, I've got the first TV spot for Manny ShyamalamalamaI'manarrogantdouche's new movie The Happening, which premiered during Lost last night.

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MANNY SHYAMALAN HAS A NEW TRAILER

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UPDATE: Not sure what happened to the YouTube link, but you can watch the trailer here.

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MANNY SHYAMALAN STILL MAKES MOVIES

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Manny Shyamalan's The Happening trailer begins with “It will happen.

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MARKY MARK GETS SHYAMALANNED

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Despite having proved himself to be a competent actor, Mark Wahlberg nevertheless chose to work with M.


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