THE HILLS

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Have Machine Guns, No One Is Safe

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, noted dimwit stars of "The Hills," gave a tour of their house and showed off their machine guns. NO ONE IS SAFE.

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Today In WTF: Facebook Photos Of Aziz Ansari, Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel Hanging With The Cast Of ‘The Hills’

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Taken at some sort of MTV-related shindig in 2007 or 2008 based on the shows' overlapping air dates and the subdued levels of Heidi Montag plastic surgery.

THE HILLS

Lauren Conrad Admits ‘The Hills’ Was Fake, Kind Of

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Lauren Conrad told 'Allure' that parts of 'The Hills' were "recreated" for the cameras. Or, to paraphrase, FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.

THE HILLS

Lauren Conrad Murdered Books And Then Got Rid Of The Evidence

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Lauren Conrad made a craft video where she destroyed a ton of books, then pulled it down when people yelled at her.

THE HILLS

Spencer and Heidi Are Doing Great

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag -- the unapologetic villains of "The Hills" and arguably the most shameless famewhores of the 21st century -- were ubiquitous in the gossip news cycle until America's collective revulsion finally rendered them obsolete.

THE HILLS

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Oh man oh God oh man Oh God oh man.

THE HILLS

Good Riddance to ‘The Hills’

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"The Hills" aired its final episode last night, and it should go without saying that I'm happy that the insipid, insultingly stupid empty candy shell of a reality series about non-celebrities who became tabloid stars will never again air a new episode.

THE HILLS

This Jackass Should Be Euthanized

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You may remember Jason Wahler, the Colin Farrell knock-off pictured above, as Lauren Conrad's boyfriend with the chinstrap beard back when people still talked about "The Hills.

THE HILLS

Little Kids Reenact ‘The Hills’

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The final season of "The Hills" begins tonight, and Landline TV put together this video (embedded below) of kids acting out scenes from television's #1 source of empty calories for your eyes.

THE HILLS

‘THE HILLS’ CANCELED :(

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There's terrible news for vapid dipsh*ts and moronic young girls today, as PopWatch has learned of the cancellation of MTV's "The Hills" following the coming season.

THE HILLS

UGH, MORE OF THIS

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"The Hills" and "The City" have become increasingly irrelevant -- not that they were ever relevant on any substantive plane in the first place -- but that hasn't stopped MTV from renewing both of the completely fake reality afterbirths.

THE HILLS

THE NEW WORST REALITY SHOW ON TV

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The marauding sea monster pictured here is Kelly Cutrone, whose primary sin until now was giving Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port so-called "jobs" on "The Hills" and "The City.

THE HILLS

HA HA, RATINGS FOR ‘THE HILLS’ ARE WAY DOWN

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Since MTV's malodorous decision to continue "The Hills" with Kristin Cavallari in Lauren Conrad's place (or should I say, "malodorous decision to continue the show at all"), I'm delighted to see that ratings for "The Hills" have declined by 33%.

THE WONDER YEARS

I GUESS ‘THE HILLS’ JUST NEEDS A VOICE-OVER

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This clip is based off a Jon Friedman joke that posits that most of "The Wonder Years" would be mostly people silently staring at each other if you removed Daniel Stern's voice-over.

THE HILLS

PLEASE JUMP IN A VOLCANO, ALL OF YOU.

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Temple Hill Entertainment, one of the production companies behind Twilight, has acquired the movie rights to L.

THE HILLS

Chromeo – “Night By Night”

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This summer I was opening up about the hankering I'd had for some new material from the essential non-rap music group in my mind, Chromeo.

WONDER YEARS

DAILY CIRCLE JERK: SILENT WONDER YEARS

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"If you watch The Wonder Years without the narration, it's 95% people staring at each other.


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