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KRISTIN CAVALLARI IS THE NEW LARRY DAVID

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In one of the more brazen loads of horse feces you'll read this week, Kristin Cavallari compared MTV's polished turd "The Hills" to Larry David's edgy HBO comedy series "Curb Your Enthusiasm.

AUDRINA PATRIDGE

AUDRINA’S NEW SHOW: ‘IT’S, LIKE, REAL’

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Audrina Patridge is on the cover of the new issue of Maxim, and I owe her an apology.

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THIS IS WHY GOD IS TRYING TO BURN L.A. DOWN

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Okay everybody, fasten your sweatpants.

AUDRINA PATRIDGE

THIS WOULD BE BETTER WITH FURBURGERS

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Even though it features Audrina Patridge in a bikini, I couldn't sit through the entire 30-second that Audrina did for Carl's Jr (aka Hardee's in some parts of the country).

HEIDI MONTAG

WE DON’T CARE, BUT WE’LL LOOK ANYWAY

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Believe me, I don't like writing Speidi news any more than you like reading it, and I wouldn't be writing about them at all if this didn't involve naked tits.

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KRISTIN CAVALLARI TO JOIN CAST OF ‘THE HILLS’

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It's been rumored for several weeks that former "Laguna Beach" star Kristin Cavallari would replace Lauren Conrad on "The Hills," something that <a href="http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2009/05/ew-exclusive-la.html" target="_blank">Entertainment Weekly confirmed</a> in an interview with the 22-year-old who's done pretty much nothing since she left "Laguna" to pursue acting.

DOUCHEBAGS

GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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All I want for Christmas If you're wondering why there are so many extra H's on the "GUH" in the headline, it's because Spencer Pratt has recorded a single.

LAUREN CONRAD

‘THE HILLS’ WILL GO ON WITHOUT LAUREN

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  Today in "You don't give a sh-t" news, MTV has confirmed that "The Hills" will return for another season, even though Lauren Conrad -- the central character and closest thing the show has to a person I don't want to stab -- is leaving the show.

HEIDI MONTAG

THE BEST WEDDING PRESENT THEY COULD GET

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The 8th Plague of Revelation: a Speidi wedding Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are supposedly getting married this weekend, and they'll also be starring in NBC's "I'm a Celebrity.

AUDRINA PATRIDGE

AUDRINA’S IN A PETA AD

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Big-time star Audrina Patridge took time out of her busy schedule yesterday to break out her finest strapless catsuit and unveil her new PETA billboard in Los Angeles.

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‘THE HILLS’ CAST: ‘SMART, EDUCATED PEOPLE’

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"The Hills" panel at PaleyFest -- like ComicCon, but for TV nerds -- had some interesting revelations about the gleaming space-turd that is MTV's most popular show.

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‘THE HILLS’ IS MORE RETARDEDER THAN EVER

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Season 5 of "The Hills" -- or the second part of Season 4, whatever MTV is calling it, not that it matters -- debuted with two episodes last night, and words that fully describe how insulting this show is to viewers have yet to be invented in the English language.

MARK BURNETT

AUDRINA PATRIDGE LEAVING ‘THE HILLS’

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Following the news that Lauren Conrad will not return for another season of MTV's "The Hills," co-star and semi-friend Audrina Patridge has likewise flown the coop, <a href="http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/03/hills-star-inks-deal-with-mark-burnett.html" target="_blank">signing with Mark Burnett</a> ("Survivor") to star in her own reality show.

PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE BURNED FOR FUEL

CHARLIZE THERON PICKS FIGHT WITH RETARDS

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A while back, MTV was doing an interview with Charlize Theron, and she decided to <a href="http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1595390&vid=278538" target="_blank">weigh in on The Hills</a> because she gets down like that.

MUSIC DOWNLOADS

“Two Beers…”

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I don't watch The Hills (seriously, I swarefogodjesus & three mo' white people) but when I saw this clip, it needed airing or a brief mention for the absurdity.


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