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Humpday Mashup Dump

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Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of In the offing for today: Clint Eastwood fights Aliens and Predators [via <a href="http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/06/more_badass_cowboys_vs_more_badass_aliens.php">ToplessRobot</a>] "My Little Serenity, a mashup of My Little Pony and Firefly.

DAILY CIRCLE JERK

Hurt Locker Parody and Morning Links

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Parody of The Hurt Locker based on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St-zfVVi0t4#t=3m35s">David Morse's scene</a>, with just a little additional intensity.

TV/Movies

You Bootlegged The Hurt Locker? Get A Lawyer!

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<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/web/06/01/cnet.hurt.locker.downloads/index.html"> The producers of Kathryn Bigelow's baby girl, The Hurt Locker, will teach you to pirate the Best Picture of the year. According to CNN, Voltage Pictures filed a formal copyright complaint against 5,000 nondescript pesty for illegally sharing the movie on peer-to-peer networks. They have the IP addresses. As far as the names, well...they're still figuring that part out. Voltage has asked the court to order anyone who downloaded the movie illegally to destroy all copies of "The Hurt Locker" on their computers and any other electronic device that they may have stored the film. Attorneys for Voltage wrote in the complaint that unless the court stops the people who pirate "The Hurt Locker," then Voltage will suffer "great and irreparable injury that cannot fully be compensated or measured in money." That's right. We want to see the streets littered with Macbooks and portable hard drives by tomorrow. It's the only way to purge yourselves of your torrent sins against humanity. <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/web/06/01/cnet.hurt.locker.downloads/index.html">[CNN]</a>.

NICOLAS CHARTIER

Hurt Locker producer offends some pussies again

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If you'll remember, a couple of months ago, Hurt Locker producer Nicolas Chartier sent <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/hurt-locker-producer-forced-to-apologize-for-being-honest" target="_blank">an email</a> urging Academy members to vote for his movie and not Avatar, and even though that <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/surprise-that-hurt-locker-letter-really-wasnt-a-big-deal">wasn't really a big deal,</a> it ended up getting him disinvited from the Oscars.

AVATAR

Shut up, Sigourney Weaver

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Don't get me wrong, whenever I watch <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/04/people-really-hate-oprah" target="_blank">Life</a>, I miss Sigourney Weaver's Planet Earth voice over tremendously.

AVATAR

YOUR LIST OF OSCAR WINNERS AND CARUSO CARTOON

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/Obligatory Our first annual <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/filmdrunks-guide-to-the-oscars" target="_blank">FilmDrunk Oscars Drinking Contest</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/filmdrunk" target="_blank">Live Tweef</a> is over, and I'd say it was a relative success, seeing as how I got plowed by myself, began angrily engaging other film bloggers via Twitter, consumed two frozen pot pies, and when I took a dump this morning, it smelled like a hobo had somehow snuck in and pooped in my toilet and convinced me to raise it as my own like one of those birds.

ja rule

3.7 The Cooler

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Christina FilmDrunk's Guide To The Oscars <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/filmdrunks-guide-to-the-oscars">[FilmDrunk]</a> Why Vets Aren't Buying 'The Hurt Locker' <a href="http://www.aolnews.com/opinion/article/opinion-why-veterans-arent-buying-the-hurt-locker/19385403">[AOL News]</a> Ja Rule Bans Amber Rose Impersonators <a href="http://necolebitchie.com/2010/03/06/ja-rule-bans-amber-rose-impersonators">[Necole Bitchie]</a> Can’t Ban Tha Truth <a href="http://theeducatedvillains.com/?p=457">[Educated Villians]</a> What Wardrobe Malfunction.

AVATAR

THE HURT LOCKER OSCAR SMEAR CAMPAIGN CONTINUES

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A soldier from the squad in which Hurt Locker screenwriter Mark Boal was embedded announced today that he's suing the filmmakers, because he says the main character is based on him.

JON LANDAU

THIS HURT LOCKER NON-STORY REFUSES TO DIE

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So last week, Hurt Locker producer Nicolas Chartier sent out an <a href="../2010/02/hurt-locker-producer-forced-to-apologize-for-being-honest" target="_blank">email</a> telling people to vote for his movie, along with a backhanded diss to Avatar.

AVATAR

HURT LOCKER PRODUCER FORCED TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING HONEST

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Hurt Locker producer Nicolas Chartier sent out what seems like a pretty honest and logical email urging people to choose Hurt Locker as best picture, which the fun-hating shrivs at the academy have since made him apologize for.

AVATAR

HURT LOCKER RAPES UK’S PTERODACTYL

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<center The Hurt Locker and Avatar were both nominated for eight awards at the BAFTAS (the British Oscars, basically) last night, with The Hurt Locker taking home six, including awards for best picture, best director, best adapted screenplay; and Avatar two, for production design and visual effects.

AVATAR

EVEN JAMES CAMERON SAYS 3D CRAZE IS STUPID

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Our friend "There's an evolution, and people are starting to not accept inferior forms, which is good.

JEREMY RENNER

HURT LOCKER IS A GAME CHANGER NOW TOO

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(When Jeremy Renner goes down on a woman, he doesn't do it half way) My Google alert for "game-changer" went off another 100 times this morning, and surprisingly, one of the articles it pinged wasn't about James Cameron.

CADBURY EYEBROWS

THE HURT LOCKER RAPES AVATAR'S PTERODACTYL

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(I think what Party Dog was trying to say is that Kathryn Bigelow looks pretty good for 58.

AVATAR

HURT LOCKER SHUT OUT AT ASININE AWARDS SHOW

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That The Hurt Locker went home empty handed sort of sums up the joke that is the Golden Globe awards, but I'm going to cover them anyway because Dr.

GOLDEN TOMATOES

UP & HURT LOCKER BEST REVIEWED MOVIES OF THE YEAR

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Rotten Tomatoes recently gave out its <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/rtawards/" target="_blank">Golden Tomato awards</a> for the best reviewed movies of the year.

HURT

NIC CAGE AS EVERYONE, GOONIES MUSICAL, ETC.

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Everybody keeps sending me this <a href="http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2010-01-03T11%3A46%3A00-08%3A00&max-results=7">Nic Cage as Everyone site</a> so I assumed everyone had already seen it.

ANVIL

LIST TIME: THE 10 BEST FILMS OF 2009

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I'm not going to pretend I'm qualified to name this year's best movies (more qualified than most who make these lists, but still) or that I saw every movie, but people on the internet love lists, and I love money.


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