The Ascension Is An Illuminati Plot To Piss Off Road Warrior Animal And Every Old Wrestler

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The Ascension is pissing off two major groups of people: old wrestlers and crackpot conspiracy theorists.

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Today Is Jay Z’s 44th Birthday And He’s Going Vegan, So Let’s Remember His 1st Blistering Times Review

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Jay Z is 44 today and he and Beyonce are going vegan until Christmas. Surely, there's some Illuminati sh*t going on here.

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From Jay Z To Bob Costas, It Seems Like Rap Has Found A Home In Baseball

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Now I don’t know much about the music that you crazy kids are listening to today, but I’m told by the barista at my Starbucks that Jay Z is a hippity hop rap maker, and he’s quite successful.

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Music’s 10 Newest Illuminati Inductees

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For musicians, success constitutes a key component of why they began making music in the first place.


N.O.R.E. Believes In The Illuminati, Just Not That Rap Version

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The Urban Daily: "In our interview with rapper Noreaga, we asked him candidly if he believed in The Illuminati, given his past relations with rumored members Damon Dash and Jay-Z.

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