Dedicated to those who walk around smelling like the lubricant glazed on Trojan® products, the Grammy-Nominated comedic misfits, The Lonely Island, want you to know that they just porked Jessica Alba---and are damn proud of it. That's figuritavely speaking, of course. She's one of the co-stars of their new video, which precedes their next album. Also aptly featured are John McEnroe (because fornication is the only thing that allows him to crack a smile) and crooner Akon (because he's married to half of Sudan).
This is good for a carefree laugh but if elementary kids start singing it, we're going to need an intervention, America.
For those that just had sex before reading this post, it's already available <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-just-had-sex-single/id410395279">on iTunes</a>.