#2014 FIFA World Cup

Cerveza Cristal’s Pro-Chile World Cup Ads Are Hilariously Terrifying

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Chile's soccer fans have a reason to laugh at the 2014 World Cup's 'Group of Death' in these wonderful Cerveza Cristal commercials.

WINTER OLYMPICS

Suck It, America: This Dutch Skating Coach Thinks American Football Sucks

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Dutch skating coach Jillert Anema made some inflammatory remarks about the United States, particularly that we're wasting our time playing sucky football.

WORLD RECORDS

And Now, The World Record Highest Basketball Shot

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The world record for Highest Basketball Shot has a new holder, an Australian named Kyle who drained a 98m shot.

tragedy

Mariners Outfielder Greg Halman Murdered

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Sometimes a situation is just too f**ked for a clever headline.

THE NETHERLANDS

This Seems About Right

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The Dutch reality show "Who Is The Worst Driver in the Netherlands.

WAR ON DRUGS

Who Wants To Read About Nudity And Drugs?

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Someone at TSA set the "My First Cavity Search" <a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/1552836986/self-deprecation-of-the-day-someone-at-the">fake kid's book</a> as their desktop photo.

#video games

Awesome Bro Mods Game Controller For One-Handed Brother

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Hasse instead modified a GameCube controller to be played with just the right hand.

VW

They See Him Rollin’, They Hatin’

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Milo and some of his friends in the Netherlands put their engineering skills to the test using an old diesel VW Golf.

THE NETHERLANDS

The Oranje Vs. The Golden Generation

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/07/zee-germans-are-zee-best-but-so-is-david-villa"> As the World Cup draws to a close today, we’ve seen a tournament defined by strikers: the disappearance of Rooney, Messi and Drogba. The emergence of Germany’s Thomas Müller & Miroslav Klose’s run at history. Diego Forlán’s <a href="http://footytu.be/v13ru">one-man show</a> and <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/david-villa">David Villa’s</a> consistent excellence.

UK

Electron, Unlike Your Mom, Can Be In Two Places At Once (In Silicon)

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"So, Gamma Squad, you pack of superheroic, disgustingly successful, ridiculously handsome sexual dynamos, why are you showing me a picture of two avocados pulling a Fingercuffs on a lemon while a laser impales it.

THOSE SEXY CRAZY DUTCH

Today in Dutch News: Your Boobs Look Great

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That headline is a bit inaccurate, as the below clip of Dutch news reader Eva Jinek is actually from March.

THE NETHERLANDS

First Invisibility Cloak for the Visible Light Spectrum

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Awhile back we covered an <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2010/03/make-yourself-invisible-to-the-predator">invisibility cloak</a> that works on the infrared spectrum of light.

THE NETHERLANDS

LIVE TV: PUPPY CRAPS ON NEWS DESK

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The Netherlands has long been known for disgusting vices like live sex shows, hash bars, and wooden shoes.




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