Posts Tagged: THE ONION

Animals

Zebras: Nature’s Ultimate Prey

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The Onion's "Horrifying Planet" takes a look at zebras.

CORGIS

Monday Dogs And The Nic Cage Puppeteer

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Whitney Houston Dies At 48 |<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2012/02/obits-whitney-houston-dies-at-48" target="blank">Smoking Section</a>| UPROXX 2012 Grammy Awards Open Thread |<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/02/uproxx-2012-grammy-awards-open-thread/" target="blank">UPROXX</a>| George Lucas says Greedo ALWAYS shot first, you were just confused |<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/02/george-lucas-says-greedo-always-shot-first-you-were-just-confused" target="blank">Film Drunk</a>| Introducing Chun Chun, The Largest Baby Ever Born In China.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF NATURE

Soccer Cat Hates Soccer (and Morning Links)

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via <a href="http://www.outsidetheboxscoreblog.com/2012/02/cat-runs-onto-pitch-delays-liverpool.html" target="_blank">OTBS</a>.

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Derpy Louisiana Congressman John Fleming Thinks The Onion Publishes Real News

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As anyone who pays attention can attest, the current crop of elected officials in Congress ranks among the more doltish of all-time, which is saying a lot, as this nation has sent some real retards to Washington over the years.

ANNE HATHAWAY

Friday Morning Links: Chinese Food And Asians

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Links Atlanta Falcons’ Kicker has Golf Clubs Stolen by his Chinese Food Delivery Guy - Poor kicker.

DISASTER PORN

The Onion News Network Is The Best News Network

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Perhaps the best lambasting of the mainstream media's style of disaster coverage was released yesterday by The Onion News Network.

Books

Today In Neil Gaiman News

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We won't go on too long about the possibility of Neil Gaiman handling a <a href="http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/06/22/neil-gaiman-in-talks-to-write-doctor-who-novel/">Doctor Who novelization</a> or about his supporting The Onion for a Pulitzer (awesome video below) or about how he <a href="http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/06/26/and-finally-neil-gaiman-tweets-his-phone-and-room-number/">accidentally tweeted</a> his hotel room's location and phone number, because we have an update on American Gods.

Videos

The Onion News previews The Green Lantern

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I'm seeing The Green Lantern tonight and I am P-U-M-P-E-D.

THE ONION

‘Horse herpes outbreak forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies’

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Arguably the funniest thing on the entire Internet today is the revelation that many people, I typically like to call them dipsh*ts, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/05/people-still-think-the-onion-is-real-news/#page/1">can't tell the difference between an Onion "news" story and a real news story</a>.

Facebook

People Still Think The Onion Is Real News

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last week when The Onion's very obviously satirical post, <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex,20476/?mobile=false">"Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex"</a>, sparked outrage on Facebook from morons who thought it was real.

5 FAST 5 FURIOUS

Interview with the 5-year-old screenwriter behind Fast Five

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After the jump, you can watch the interview with the screenwriter behind this weekend's blockbuster, nay, PaulWalkbuster, Fast Five (5 Fast 5 Furious).

COMEDY CENTRAL

In Defense Of Sportsdome

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Judging from the commercials I saw, I was really looking forward to watching "Onion Sportsdome" yesterday after Tosh.

ANTICHRIST

LARS VON TRIER DIRECTS ADS FOR DANISH TOURISM CAMPAIGN

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I was considering not posting The Onion's video on the Danish tourism ad campaign as directed by Lars von Trier, seeing as how it's already gotten the gangbang from every other site.

BACK TO THE FUTURE

VERY FUNNY, THE ONION.

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Three weeks ago when it was announced Mos Def had been cast as Chuck Berry in Cadillac Records, <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1442" target="_blank">I wrote</a>:Chuck Berry famously got the idea for Rock and Roll from his cousin Marvin, who made Chuck listen live to a crazy white kid who’d traveled back in time and was filling in on guitar at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance.

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IRON MAN TRAILER BEING ADAPTED INTO MOVIE?

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According to The Onion News Network, the studio plans to adapt the wildly popular Iron Man trailer into a feature-length motion picture.

COCK PUNCHER

‘COCKPUNCHER’

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This is the trailer for The Onion Movie which, criminally, is going straight to DVD.


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