The other day, as I was meeting with my local Illuminati chapter, a friend asked, “Hey Burnsy, how come you call this thing <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/73-sports-movies-in-73-days" target="_blank">73 Sports Movies in 73 Days</a>, but you’re not accounting for Saturdays and Sundays when you and Kate Upton are yachting with Leonardo DiCaprio and his topless models.