the urtard

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Revelation No.

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Late Preseason Transactions Send Bill Simmons in Murder Spasms of Doucheiosity

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As I'm sure you're heard by now, Giant Snatch-maker David Tyree was on the list of the final cuts made by the Giants.

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Bill Simmons Has Graduated From Retard to the Urtard

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Since early this season, I've tried valiantly to avoid Bill Simmons, he of the puffy jowls, the nasally voice and the inept game predictions.


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