‘Jeopardy!’ Contestants Might Be Smart But They Don’t Know Squat About Channing Tatum

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'Jeopardy!' contestants might think they're geniuses, but they don't know anything about Channing Tatum's movies.

year in review

The Absolute Very Worst Movies Of 2012

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After last year’s Worst Movies feature, I received feedback from some readers and Twitter folk about me possibly being “too negative” and “mean” when it came to criticizing films that I chose to watch for this annual hate crime report.


Whaah? The Vow Was Based on a True Story? (Morning Links)

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Is every movie just going to be based on/inspired by some real event.


Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Shriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!

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Come for C-Tates, Stay for that gif of Rachel McAdams' butt There's something for everyone this week, assuming everyone wants either Tim & Eric or C-Tates.


Shocker: John Carter bombs

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This was the weekend John Carter finally opened, when we'd find out whether its huge budget (rumored to be $200 - $250 million- UPDATE: $350 million to make and market, according to the NY Times) was worth it or a waste, when we'd learn whether Disney's "make sure everyone knows his name is John Carter.


21 Jump Street Is Already Getting A Sequel

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The moderately-anticipated film version of 21 Jump Street doesn’t hit theaters until March 16, but word on the street and Twitters is that people have loved the comedic take on the iconic Fox TV show, and I know this because Channing Tatum Tweets about it nonstop.


Channing Tatum Wants Fans To Pick His Movies

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I’ve regularly joked that Channing Tatum is the hardest workin’, twerkin’, lay it down, flip it and reversin’ it man in $how BiZZZnassssty, but it’s hard to deny that the guy has busted his ass to rise up from the ashes of Virginia Slims on the floor of The Sausage Factory to certified B-list status.


Holy crap, ’50 First Tates’ made $41 million?

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Someone asked me if any good movies were coming out this weekend, and I confidently answered no.


Weekend Movie Guide: George Lucas Needs Another $500 Million, C-Tates in 50 First Tates

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Opening Like a Flower in the Morning Sun: Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace (in 3D), The Vow, Safe House, Journey 2: The Mysterious Island FilmDrunk suggests: “I'm already in your head.


Channing Tatum Showed Rachel McAdams His Dong

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Ever since our good friend C-Tates caught the comedy bug in the Vince Vaughn-Kevin James *fart noise* film The Dilemma, he just can’t stop trying to make people laugh.


Channing Tatum vs. Amnesia

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"Yo, Amnesia, I challenge you to a dance off.


Rachel and C-Tates Getting Married

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Yo yo yo, FilmDrank, ya boi C-Tate’s all up in ya biz like Cheez-Wiz, son.

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