WORTHLESS KIDS

X Factor to create child millionaires

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FOX and the producers of the upcoming Asa of Judah-quality Idol killer “The X Factor” said Monday that they would award the winner of their forthcoming singing competition a Sony Music record deal worth five million dollars, the “the largest guaranteed prize in television history.

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So *That's* How You Get on 'X-Factor'

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In this clip from the UK's Australia's "X Factor," Guy Sebastian introduces the girl band Mahogany.

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'X Factor' > 'American Idol'

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For the last several months, tubby bro-dawg Randy Jackson has been the sole "American Idol" judge, as producers have scrambled to find haggard old singers like Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez to fill the black V-neck of the departed Simon Cowell.

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British Teen Catfight!

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I'm sorry about that headline.

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X Factor’s Auto-Tune Scandal!

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This is "X Factor" contestant Gamu Nhengu, the loose thread in a still-unraveling Auto-Tune scandal that has fans of the British show in an uproar.

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Idiotic Poll Confirms ‘American Idol’ Will Lose Viewers

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In the United Kingdom, Cowell's move to the British version of "The X Factor" is what killed "Pop Idol.

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Ugly People Just Jealous

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Unattractive fans of the UK's "X Factor" are upset about the show's audience seating policy, which they claim discriminates against their pudgy bodies, uneven features, bad teeth, unwashed hair, poor complexions, stooped frames, bad breath, and labored breathing in favor of more attractive studs like me, if I weren't too cool to stand in line to watch a talent competition.

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SOMEONE ACTUALLY WANTS PAULA ABDUL

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Paula Abdul, the slurring mess who left "American Idol" because Fox rightly recognized she wasn't worth the millions of dollars she demanded, is now being pursued by "Dancing with the Stars" -- and ABC has even sweetened the pot enough to allow her to appear on Simon Cowell's "X Factor" on Fox.

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I GUESS THIS IS NEWS

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Simon Cowell <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB20001424052748704081704574652652621377082.html" target="_blank">announced his decision to leave</a> "American Idol" following this season in order to serve as judge and executive producer on "The X Factor.

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A VERY RAGE-Y CHRISTMAS

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Every year for the previous four years, the #1 single in Britain during the week of Christmas has been whoever won Simon Cowell's "X Factor.

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WHAT THE HECK IS IN THIS GUY’S PANTS?

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Britain's "The X Factor" continues to make Internet buzz with this clip featuring Steve, a 50-year-old with a mullet and no discernible talent.

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THIS GUY PROBABLY GETS LAID A LOT

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This is teacher Danyl Johnson's audition for Britain's "The X Factor," a performance of "With a Little Help from My Friends" that resulted in Simon Cowell actually smiling before standing and applauding.


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