Miller High Life

Someone Stole A Huge Truck Full Of Miller High Life From An Orlando Truck Stop

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A teary-eyed driver told the local news that his truck full of Miller High Life had been stolen from a truck stop in Orlando.

POWER RANGERS

A Former Power Ranger Has Been Using His Stuntman Training To Rob Homes

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It's hard out there for a Ranger, apparently, as a former member of the show has been robbing houses.

THIEVES

Don Henley Would Still Like ‘Arrogant’ Frank Ocean To Get Off His Lawn

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Don Henley is still holding a serious grudge against Frank Ocean over the sampling of 'Hotel California' for the single 'American Wedding.'

#FLORIDA

Bad News: Some Ladies Stole Hulk Hogan's Shoe. Worse News: It Was Going To Be Auctioned For Charity.

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A woman stole an autographed Hulk Hogan shoe from the wrestler's restaurant in Florida, and that shoe was supposed to be auctioned for charity.

THIEVES

This Lovely Couple Stole A Cell Phone Then Accidentally Sent Their Homemade Porn To The Victim

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If you're going to steal a cell phone, you might want to check the cloud settings before filming a sex tape.

#MLB

The Sad, Lonely And Ridiculously Valuable Story Of A Championship Ring

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At least a dozen championship rings went up for sale today on an auction website, each one likely with a story as sad as some others from previous years.

THIEVES

Banksy Built A Sphinx In Queens And Some Idiots Claimed Ownership And Took It

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Banksy's latest New York street art contribution was a Sphinx built from crushed cinder block, and it was dismantled and stolen by clueless men.

#AMAZON

An Arizona Man Is Having A Great Time Tracking Down A Woman Who Stole His Amazon Package

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After a camera caught a woman stealing his Amazon package from his front door, an Arizona man took to the streets with some hilarious wanted posters.

whiskey

A Man Paid To Protect $102,000 Worth Of Vintage Whiskey Drank It All Instead

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A B&B caretaker in Pennsylvania is being charged with drinking $102,000 worth of vintage whiskey after seven months of DNA testing proved he did it.

THIEVES

A Thief Stole $500 In Sex Toys From One Woman

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A woman in Sandy, Oregon was one of five victims of a recent thief who broke into cars, as he made away with the $500 collection of sex toys in her trunk.

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber’s Concert Takings Stolen By South African Thieves From Stadium Strongroom Using Chisels

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Takings from a Justin Bieber concert were stolen by South African thieves using chisels and hammers.

WORLD'S DUMBEST CRIMINALS

World’s Dumbest Thief Targeted A Law Enforcement Hockey Game

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As a proud, tax-paying American who has never been arrested and occasionally makes donations to police associations (because someone once told me the sticker stops cops from pulling you over), I’m a big fan of law enforcement.

#Star Wars

The Littlest Millennium Falcon, The Littlest Unicorn, The Biggest Heist, And Afternoon Links

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Today's afternoon links, featuring the smallest Millennium Falcon papercraft, proof that cats love inflatable unicorn horns, and an undersized thief.

#WWE

Someone Stole Amy Weber's Laptop So She's Just Posting Naked Pictures Now

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In one of the stranger WWE Diva storylines in recent memory, <a href="http://www.amyweber.net/">Amy Weber</a> was promoted from the WWE’s Diva Search to Smackdown.

THIEVES

Drunk woman shouting “I’m Jack Sparrow!” hijacked a ferry on Talk Like a Pirate Day

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In case you weren't smart enough to avoid Twitter and Facebook on Wednesday, you probably noticed that it was "International Talk Like a Pirate Day", because we have a day for pretty much anything else you can think of so why not that, too.

THIEVES

Redditor Details 9Gag’s Theft Process

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Turns out 9Gag is not exactly as clever and on top of things as they seem.

#BEYONCE

Week In Review: Osama Had A Bad Day

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If I had to choose the biggest one hit wonder of modern popular music (I have to be fair to that hack Perotin) it would be, without a single doubt in my head, Daniel Powter and his ridiculously catchy “Bad Day” that once dominated the airwaves.


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