THIEVES

Thieves In Mexico Have Been Unwittingly Stealing Lots Of Radioactive Material

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Mexico is on high alert after a load of iridium-192 was accidentally lifted from a vehicle last week.

#Viral Videos

Watch This Insane Accused Shoplifter Pull A Spider-Man To Escape This Walmart Through The Ceiling

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This accused shoplifter is being called Spider-Man after his daring escape from this Alabama Walmart.

HACKERS

A Group Of Hackers Just Pulled Off One Of The Biggest Bank Robberies In History

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Hackers using malware reportedly stole more than $300 million from banks across the world.

iPad

Check Out This Video The iPad Thieves Made To Celebrate Their ‘Good Night’s Hustle’

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They stopped by a Burger King two blocks from the crime scene to record the celebration and post it to Facebook.

THIEVES

Wine-O Grinches Stole $300,000 Worth Of Prime Vintage On Christmas

Some wine-o Grinches made off with $300,000 worth of wine on Christmas from Napa's Michelin-starred restaurant, The French Laundry.

Miller High Life

Someone Stole A Huge Truck Full Of Miller High Life From An Orlando Truck Stop

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A teary-eyed driver told the local news that his truck full of Miller High Life had been stolen from a truck stop in Orlando.

POWER RANGERS

A Former Power Ranger Has Been Using His Stuntman Training To Rob Homes

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It's hard out there for a Ranger, apparently, as a former member of the show has been robbing houses.

THIEVES

Don Henley Would Still Like ‘Arrogant’ Frank Ocean To Get Off His Lawn

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Don Henley is still holding a serious grudge against Frank Ocean over the sampling of 'Hotel California' for the single 'American Wedding.'

#FLORIDA

Bad News: Some Ladies Stole Hulk Hogan's Shoe. Worse News: It Was Going To Be Auctioned For Charity.

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A woman stole an autographed Hulk Hogan shoe from the wrestler's restaurant in Florida, and that shoe was supposed to be auctioned for charity.

THIEVES

This Lovely Couple Stole A Cell Phone Then Accidentally Sent Their Homemade Porn To The Victim

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If you're going to steal a cell phone, you might want to check the cloud settings before filming a sex tape.

#MLB

The Sad, Lonely And Ridiculously Valuable Story Of A Championship Ring

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At least a dozen championship rings went up for sale today on an auction website, each one likely with a story as sad as some others from previous years.

THIEVES

Banksy Built A Sphinx In Queens And Some Idiots Claimed Ownership And Took It

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Banksy's latest New York street art contribution was a Sphinx built from crushed cinder block, and it was dismantled and stolen by clueless men.

#AMAZON

An Arizona Man Is Having A Great Time Tracking Down A Woman Who Stole His Amazon Package

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After a camera caught a woman stealing his Amazon package from his front door, an Arizona man took to the streets with some hilarious wanted posters.

whiskey

A Man Paid To Protect $102,000 Worth Of Vintage Whiskey Drank It All Instead

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A B&B caretaker in Pennsylvania is being charged with drinking $102,000 worth of vintage whiskey after seven months of DNA testing proved he did it.

THIEVES

A Thief Stole $500 In Sex Toys From One Woman

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A woman in Sandy, Oregon was one of five victims of a recent thief who broke into cars, as he made away with the $500 collection of sex toys in her trunk.

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber’s Concert Takings Stolen By South African Thieves From Stadium Strongroom Using Chisels

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Takings from a Justin Bieber concert were stolen by South African thieves using chisels and hammers.

WORLD'S DUMBEST CRIMINALS

World’s Dumbest Thief Targeted A Law Enforcement Hockey Game

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As a proud, tax-paying American who has never been arrested and occasionally makes donations to police associations (because someone once told me the sticker stops cops from pulling you over), I’m a big fan of law enforcement.

#Star Wars

The Littlest Millennium Falcon, The Littlest Unicorn, The Biggest Heist, And Afternoon Links

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Today's afternoon links, featuring the smallest Millennium Falcon papercraft, proof that cats love inflatable unicorn horns, and an undersized thief.

#WWE

Someone Stole Amy Weber's Laptop So She's Just Posting Naked Pictures Now

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In one of the stranger WWE Diva storylines in recent memory, Amy Weber was promoted from the WWE’s Diva Search to Smackdown.


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