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This Week in F*ck You: The 2016 Election Already

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Elections are the worst sport and election season has begun.

#JOHN OLIVER

This Week In F**k You: April Fools’ Day Haters

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The problem is not with April Fools' Day. The problem is with unfunny pranks.

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This Week In F*** You: Having To Wait Six Months To Watch Ryan Fitzpatrick Underthrow Brandon Marshall

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All these free agent moves become less exciting when you remember we have to wait another six months for football.

timely bj surhoff references

This Week in F–k You: Your Hall of Fame Argument

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The Hall of Fame -- I don’t care which one, take your pick -- is meaningless.

Washington Football People

This Week In F— You: Unnecessary Celebrity News Quotes

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We make a huge deal out any dumb thing a famous person has to say so that we can generate a bunch of pageviews.

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This Week In F*ck You: Here is your stupid f*cking Doritos Loaded review

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You want me to debase myself for you? FINE. HERE ARE SOME F-ING DORITOS LOADED.

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This Week In F*ck you: The “Soccer Fans Are Hipsters” Strawman Argument

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The former soccer moms are becoming actual soccer fans, and we're about to embark on a future of decidedly uncool people loving the crap out of soccer.

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This Week In F**k You: Sprint

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All phone companies suck, but especially this one.

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This week in f*ck you: The World Cup

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Well I guess every ones got World Cup fever except for me mostly because I got vacinated against it by watching a entire game of soccer when I was young.

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This Week in F**K You: Throwback Thursdays

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Always have to love a rant that starts with a Wim Wenders anecdote.

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This Week in F**k You: Button Fly Jeans

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This is what happens when you let Big Button get a hold of the jeans industry.

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This Week In F*ck You: Mandolines

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So fuck you, Devil Slicer. Fuck you and your promise of impeccably cut foods at the price of horrific injury.

#NFL

This Week In F–k You: The NFL schedule roll-out

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And the worst part is that I'll still tune in to the announcement show to get the scheduling, making me an even bigger tool.

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This Week In F–k You: Spring

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How spring has such a good reputation is beyond me. I think we romanticize the positive aspects of it all while conveniently ignoring all the negative ones.

Trevor Risk

This Week In F**k You: DJs

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You know that bar you liked hanging out in for the past few years? Well, now at seven o’clock a guy in a fedora and fingerless gloves comes in, hooks up a contraption that looks like a Simon to the sound system, shotguns a Monster Energy Drink and “gets turnt up” or “goes hard” or whatever at 115 decibels.

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This Week In F**k You: “How I Met Your Mother”

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Ever had a tapeworm? Me neither. But imagine a doctor removing one from your digestive tract, only he forgot the head, and it started to regenerate. That’s the ninth season of “HIMYM”.

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This Week In F**K You: Your Non-Basketball Brackets

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When writers in other mediums say the internet is full of meaningless garbage, this is what they are talking about.

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This Week In F**k You: Pho

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Keep your compost puke stew away from me.

woolly headed hipsters

This week in f**k you: South By Southwest

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Via  Hi everyone it's me, the guy who lives in a city that has a very popular festival and gets grumpy at outsiders every year.


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