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This Week In F–k You: Greek Easter

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Sunday is Cinco de Mayo, which might not be the greatest drinking holiday on the calendar, but it's a drinking holiday all the same and therefore must be treasured.

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This Week In F–k You: This Puppy

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As longtime readers of the site know, for most of my life I've been a member of that awkward subset of dudes: the male cat owner.

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This Week In F–k You: THIS GODFORSAKEN WEEK

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Terrible things happen in the world all the time.

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This Week In F–k You: The 17-Year Cicadas

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After what seemed like an eternity of frigid, windy late winter pointless, warm weather has finally arrived, at least here on the East Coast.

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This Week In F–k You: Tough Mudder Warriors

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The biggest fad going among middle-aged white weekend warriors is obstacle runs.

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This Week In F–k You: March Madness Lost Productivity Stories

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Accompanying the NCAA Tournament every year is the inevitable junk science study about how much money is lost in worker productivity during the NCAA Tournament, when employees either take extended lunches at a bar to watch games in the early afternoon or flip between whatever they're pretending to be working on and a video stream on their computer.

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This Week In F–k You: NFL Reporters Dogging On Free Agency

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Cautionary note on NFL free agency: "winners" in March rarely are winners in January/February.

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This Week in F–k You: Rich Kid Concierge Services

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The lifestyle sections of publications like The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal mainly exist to explain how wealthy people live and what things they can afford to do that the rest of us can't.

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This Week In F–k You: Onion CEO Steve Hannah

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By now, you've had a chance to let all the pointless sanctimony over The Onion's deleted Oscar tweet soak in and stain your mind forever.

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This Week In F–k You: Winter

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I tried to come up with a novel subject to rant about this week, but February is the month where the misery of winter overwhelms my mind and I can't think of anything but how much I hate it.

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This Week in F–k You: Twitter Reaction Posts

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I won't pretend to be morally opposed to clickbait.

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PR PEOPLE ARE THE WORST

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There are many industries that exploit tragedy for professional and financial gain, but few as nakedly and brazenly as those in the public relations field.

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This Week In F–k You: Dyson

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It’s the off-season.

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WHAT THE F–K IS THIS, ESPN?

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Hit the jump right now because I want to start swearing immediately.

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This Week In F—k You: Screen Doors

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We’re now in the dreaded post-draft stretch of the NFL offseason.

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This Week In F—k You: Child Car Seats

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We’re now in the dreaded post-draft stretch of the NFL offseason.


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