A Timeline Of All The Horrible Stuff That’s Happened To Tiger Woods Since 2008

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Here’s a timeline of terrible, horrible, no good, very bad things that have happened to Tiger Woods since 2008.


Tiger Woods Is Selling His Swedish Island Estate And We Have Pictures

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Once upon a time, Tiger Woods was the best golfer in the world, was married to a beautiful Swedish model, and had a sprawling and private 62-acre island estate in Sweden complete with villa, hunting lodge, horse stables, and luxury yacht.


Tiger Woods Does Not Like It When People Write Really Bad Satire About Him

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Tiger Woods clutched his pearls in word form on Derek Jeter's new website in response to some Golf Digest writer's parody 'interview.'


A LeBron Portrait Made Entirely Of Nike Swooshes


A German artist named Andy Gellenberg made a portrait of LeBron James strictly using Nike swooshes.

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Jimmy Fallon Played Golf With Rory McIlroy As An Awkard Tiger Woods Looked on

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Tiger Woods made it an awkward threesome on The Tonight Show as Jimmy Fallon and Rory McIlroy played golf.


Here’s Tiger Woods Describing His Play With A Well-Delivered F-Bomb

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Tiger Woods went full Tiger Woods today after snap-hooking a drive into a hazard.


Tiger Woods Is Back, At Least In Terms Of Yelling At Fans Who Piss Him Off

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Some noisy fans drew the ire of Tiger Woods, as the former world's best golfer continues his comeback attempt at the British Open.


Jordan Brand’s Epic New Derek Jeter Spot, “Re2pect,” Will Give You Goose Bumps


In Jordan Brand's new ad for Derek Jeter, scheduled to air just before he appears in the 2014 MLB All-Star Game Tuesday night, a stunning collection of fellow baseball players, NBA stars, coaches, managers, musicians, movie directors, a former NYC mayor, the G.


On Lil Boosie, Tiger Woods, Career-Killing Pitfalls And Coming Full Circle In 2014

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They hit rock bottom around the same time. They could possibly return to their craft's greenest pastures at the same time.

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Shia Labeouf Plagiarized Bukowski for Comic Book, Quoted Tiger Woods to Apologize

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The latest in Shia Labeouf plagiarism, Labeouf stole Bukowski quotes for his Let's F*cking Party comic, and quoted Tiger Woods and Robert McNamara to apologize. Is he just screwing with us now?


The Most Untamed Performances In Sports History

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It's time to celebrate 10 of our favorite "untamed" moments in sports history


Johnny Manziel Wants To Party With Charlie Sheen Like It's 2009

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When asked which three celebrities he'd like to party with, Johnny Manziel proved that all he cares about is getting laid.


Tiger Woods And Matt Kuchar Are Doing The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Handshake

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Tiger Woods and President's Cup partner Matt Kuchar have bonded and are doing the handshake Will and Jazz did on 'The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.'


Lindsey Vonn Totally Didn’t Cheat On Tiger Woods


Perhaps the National Enquirer’s greatest turd that stuck to a wall was the 2009 revelation that the world’s greatest golfer, Tiger Woods, had been cheating on his wife, Elin Nordegren, with a bevy of women including Rachel Uchitel and a Perkins waitress.


Will You Enjoy This Sports Reporter Fails Compilation? “That’s A Sh*tty Question.”

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I write a lot of jokes about sports, so sometimes it's nice to remember that I'm totally full of shit and athletes hate me.

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