Or, "Tiger Woods Is Back.
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Sabrina Hunter Tiger Woods Wins Memorial Tournament, Ties Jack Nicklaus <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/sports/golf/pga/story/2012-06-03/the-memorial-tiger-woods/55364330/1">[USA Today]</a> Andy Samberg Confirms Exit From ‘SNL’ <a href="http://www.deadline.com/2012/06/andy-samberg-confirms-exit-from-snl/">[Deadline]</a> Oprah Winfrey Launches 'Oprah's Book Club 2.
Forbes magazine today released their annual <a href="http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/#p_1_s_a0_All%20categories_" target="_blank">The World's Most Powerful Celebrities</a>, a top 100 list that ranks stars based on press coverage, social media buzz and whose agents paid Forbes the most money to put them on a list.
When I’m wrong, I’m the first to admit that I was wrong.
I don't know, that shot to the twisty lighthouse looks fake.
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Kenny Powers isn’t perfect.
Maybe more than <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/tiger-woods" target="_blank">Tiger Woods</a> himself, there probably isn't anyone more thrilled with <a href="http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/7735914/tiger-woods-wins-bay-hill-end-pga-tour-drought" target="_blank">his Arnold Palmer Invitational victory</a> than the PGA Tour's marketing department.
Every time Tiger Woods fails to win a tournament these days, his lack of effort is usually followed by a few hundred newspaper and Internet columns declaring his career over and done.
Two weeks ago, we mentioned that Tiger Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren (inset, attractive) <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/now-you-see-it">had bulldozed her $12 million home</a>, with very little reasoning or explanation other than she didn’t like it.
After it was revealed that Tiger Woods had snogged just about every Perkins waitress, porn star and party girl on both sides of the Mississippi during his marriage, it seemed pretty obvious that his ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, was going to hold him upside down and shake him until every last penny of his billion dollar net worth fell out.
Back in October, we were <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/with-leather-with-love-wedding-well-wishes-to-tiger-woods-worst-woman#page/1">treated to a second Valentine’s Day</a> when Rachel Uchitel married the love of her life at the same chapel in Las Vegas that united Britney Spears and Jason Alexander in their neverending holy matrimony.
In a bit of old news now, you've probably heard <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/tiger-woods">Tiger Woods</a> won yesterday's Chevron World Challenge and ended a 749-day winless funk he was stuck in since <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/12/the-tiger-woods-mistress-list-with-pictures">all those birds came out</a> of the woodwork (no pun) and sent Woods' world crashing down.
The past two years have been pretty tough on Tiger Woods, what with that whole wife finding out that he was banging escorts, porn stars and Perkins waitresses and then that whole other plummeting to 52nd on the World Golf Rankings because he suddenly sucks.
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The 2011 Presidents Cup came and went without much fanfare, mainly because the U.
Last week, a man made headlines when he courageously threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods as Woods was leaving the seventh green at CordeValle Golf Club near San Jose during the Frys.
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<a href="http://network.yardbarker.com/golf/article_external/tiger_woods_gets_the_wiener_and_bun_treatment/7315663">Sports Grid's</a> tendency to take videos from places and put their logo in the corner has finally come in handy, as the PGA has been on a rights and violations kick and this is the only place on the Internet to see video of a guy running onto the seventh green at CordeValle and throwing a hot dog at Tiger Woods.