BASKETBALL

Important News: What Does Michael Jordan Think About Tiger Woods?

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"I think he's waiting to explode again," said Jordan told the Herald Sun.

BARACK OBAMA

The Awesome Celebrity Trash Artwork Of Jason Mecier

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Artist <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/JasonMecier">Jason Mecier</a> has been making his incredible mosaics for a while now, so I'm not exactly discovering an unknown street artist here.

Excel Sports Management

Tiger Woods’ Big Announcement…

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…Turned out to be absolutely nothing at all.

Austin Rivers

5.13 The Cooler

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Desiree Michelle Chicago Prepares For Life Without Oprah Winfrey [AP] Tiger Woods Leaves the Players Club [With Leather] Vybz Kartel Got Hair Extensions, Looks Weirder Than Ever [Fader] Austin Rivers Is Dime/2K Sports National High School Player Of The Year [Dime] A Guide to Beer [...].

EASY TIGER WOODS JOKES

Tiger Woods Leaves the Players Club

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Tiger Woods has withdrawn from The Players Championship after a terrible nine holes, citing leg injuries.

PGA Golf

The Emotional Roller Coaster That Was Tiger’s Final Round

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/10/pov-tiger-woods-balls"> Whoever created the "previous channel" button on the remote is an unheralded figure in American history. His/her feature allowed me to flip between the Celtics/Heat game and the final round of the Masters every two minutes without missing a beat. Rory McIlroy's iconic collapse had him taking chip shots from locals' backyards and made us all feel better about that bad day at work last week. And ultimately, Charl Schwartzel ended up taking home the coveted (but still tacky looking) green jacket as he did something only Jack Nickalus had ever done by birding the final four holes. That's all well and good, but the sheer excite surrounding the last day centered around one man,<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/tiger-woods"> Tiger Woods</a>.

GOLF

Charl Schwartzel Wins The Masters

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South African Charl Schwartzel won his first major ever at Augusta National yesterday, and now everyone is p:ssed because nobody has ever heard of this guy.

ELIN NORDEGREN

Is Tiger’s Sexy Love Boat For Sale?

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Yesterday, celebrity gossip morons across the Internet "reported" that golfer and orgy enthusiast Tiger Woods was selling his massive yacht, "Privacy", for $25 million.

Alyse Lahti Johnston

3.23 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=178219"> Kat V’ Des Pharoahe Monch Explains Why He Didn't Sign With Jay-Z <a href="http://thewellversed.com/2011/03/22/pharoahe-monch-we-are-at-w-a-r-pt-2/">[The Well Versed]</a> Bruno Mars' Coke Case Prosecutor Arrested For Coke Possession <a href="http://theurbandaily.com/gossip-news/theurbandailystaff2/attorney-who-prosecuted-bruno-mars-in-coke-case-arrested-for-coke-possession/">[The Urban Daily]</a> Young Chris: Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop <a href="http://teamyee.tv/2011/03/21/young-chris/">[Team Yee]</a> Would Blacks Back Bush if He Bombed Africa.

CHICKS WHO BANG ATHLETES

Tiger Woods Has A New Girlfriend

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If you’re like me you spend a lot of time concerned about the love lives of the world’s wealthiest professional athletes.

EASY TIGER WOODS JOKES

Tiger Woods Moves Into Fortress of Solitude

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On Monday, Tiger Woods announced on <a href="http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/2011030716848806/blog/">his blog</a> (easydater.

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Tiger Woods Has A Mattress Ad

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The McCann Ad Agency in Mumbai recently released the above ad for Shivam handloom deep sleep mattresses, which shows a sleeping Tiger Woods dreaming of a bevy of provocatively dressed white women.

BRETT FAVRE

They Are Who We Thought They Were: The Best Sports Moments Of 2010

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While the entirety of the mainstream media began releasing Best Of lists in the first week of December, I wanted to wait as long as I possibly could to create my own, because of, you know, all of the games that take place throughout December.

2011 Grammy Awards

12.3 The Cooler

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Mia Michelle 10 Other Rap Memoirs For Your Christmas List [RapFix] Indie Artists & Labels Grab 50% Of Grammy Nominations [Hypebot] Barkley On One-On-One With Obama: 'I'll Kick His [Rear]' [Yahoo] 5 Hip-Hop Myths, Debunked [The Urban Daily] Lil B Talks Jay Electronica Collabo, Apologizes [...].

ATHLETES SHOULD NOT HAVE TWITTER

Tiger Woods Is On Twitter

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It has been, to put it politely, a bizarre year for the greatest golfer ever of our day.

DEVON JAMES

Tiger Woods’ Porn Mistress Is A Fraud

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Last we heard from adult actress and dipsh*t business entrepreneur Devon James, she had been accused of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/10/tiger-woods-has-been-framed">paying boxer Teneal Goyco to dress up as Tiger Woods</a> as part of her fantasy to sleep with the embattled golfer.

DAVID STERN

Tiger Woods Courtside At Magic Game

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As the Orlando Magic opened their season last night in the brand new Amway Center, the focus wasn’t on the game so much as it was on all of the wonderful side stories going down at the same time.


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