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Kevin Garnett's Honey Nut Cheerios And Other Athletes Re-Imagined As Breakfast Foods

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In one of the better “Boys will be boys” stories of this early sports year, New York Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony reportedly took offense to something that Boston Celtics forward Kevin Garnett said to him during Boston’s 102-96 victory on Monday night.

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Dick’s Sporting Goods Benches Tim Tebow

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The Jets' season is over, presumably ending Tim Tebow's miserable stint there as well, but there's still a little bit more indignity that he has to put up with.

#NFL

Taiwanese Animation: Tim Tebow’s Jets Drama

Tim Tebow's tumultuous time with the New York Jets receives the always absurd Taiwanese animation treatment.

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And Now, It’s The 2012 New York Jets Season Set To ‘Yakety Sax’

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The 2012 NFL season began with the New York Jets as the center of attention because of backup quarterback Tim Tebow, and it has ended with the Jets still as the center of attention because of starting QB Mark Sanchez.

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New York Jets Shopping Sanchez, Tebow?

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The New York Jets have had a bullseye on their back since Rex Ryan burst onto the scene, making as many brash predictions as he could think of.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

The Biggest, Most Incredible, Unbelievable, Shouted About Sports Moments Of 2012

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It is not an easy task to put together a list, such as the Greatest Sports Moments of 2012, specifically because so many things happen in any given year that it’s all but impossible to universally gauge which one event or person is greater than another.

#COMMERCIALS

Tim Tebow Makes These TiVo Ads Very Awkward

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Despite being a backup quarterback on a team with a terrible starting quarterback, Tim Tebow is still one of the most talked about people in America.

#NFL

Here’s A Terrifying Reminder That Athlete Underwear Ads Have Come A Long Way

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Earlier this year, there was a considerable deal of buzz around New York Jets backup QB Tim Tebow inking an endorsement deal with the underwear company Jockey, because the world’s most famous virgin doesn’t exactly sound like the perfect candidate for rocking his bulge.

#WWE

With Leather’s Watch This: Judas James Harden Returns Home To The Fans He Shunned

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I haven’t been the most devout NBA fan yet in this young season, so I was a little surprised to see that more than a month later, Oklahoma City Thunder fans are still mad at James Harden.

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Your NFL Recap: Week 7

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The legend of Robert Griffin III continues to grow each Sunday.

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With Leather’s Watch This: Arian Foster Will Score 40 Points Tonight, Right? RIGHT???

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I don’t ask for much in this life, other than an ageless super model girlfriend who poops million dollar bills, but if Houston Texans RB Arian Foster could grab me about 160 yards and 4 touchdowns against the Jets’ horrible run defense tonight, that would be groovy like a disco movie.

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Brian Hartline Is Still Upset About Losing To Tim Tebow In The 2007 BCS Championship

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With the New York Jets sort of thriving under new offensive coordinator Tony Sparano, the Miami Dolphins’ focus should be on how to stop whatever plays he’s going to throw at them in what will most certainly be a big revenge game for the former Miami coach.

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Important Update: I'm Still Not Buying The Lawnmower Kid's Tebowing Story

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Last month, 17-year old Josh Ehrenberg shoehorned himself into the national news scene when he told a local TV news crew that a man attacked him while he was mowing his lawn.

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Meet Jacob Rainey, High School Football’s Amputee Quarterback

Last December, Woodberry Forest School quarterback and college prospect Jacob Rainey made the news when his career was (we assumed) tragically cut short by a mishap on the playing field.

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Attention Serious Journalists: Do Not Tebow During Your Hurricane Isaac Report

I am well aware that blogging on a sports comedy site does not make me a "journalist" or a "reporter", and sure, 90% of my day is collecting cheesy wrestler photos until I can run downstairs and watch movies, but Jesus Christ, even my highest-of-the-low-quality-writers no-worth-ethic-having ass would not use my internationally-broadcast Weather Channel report on Hurricane Isaac as an excuse to "Tebow".

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New York City's Virgins Are Rallying Around Their Ultimate Icon, Tim Tebow

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The New York Jets are 0-2 in the 2012 NFL Preseason thus far, and quarterback Mark Sanchez is a combined 13/17 for 80 yards, 0 TD and 1 INT in those two games.

#MEMES

Tim Tebow Confessions: Tumblr Account Or Failed ESPN Reality Series?

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Yesterday, after we wished New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow a very happy 25th birthday, ESPN apparently turned the volume up to 11 and threw the Teebster a birthday party for the ages.

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Happy 25th Birthday, Timothy Richard Tebow!

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If you weren’t aware that today is New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow’s birthday, then you probably haven’t turned on a TV or logged into Facebook or Twitter yet.

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And Now To Help You Forget About The Miami Heat Blowjob Party, Here's Christians

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In what might be the exact opposite of a bunch of basketball fans traveling across the country to get blowjobs from porn stars, here's a picture of two nice young ladies at the New York Jets training camp who drove seven hours with personalized signs to get a hug from way back back-up quarterback Tim Tebow.


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