Football

Attention Serious Journalists: Do Not Tebow During Your Hurricane Isaac Report

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I am well aware that blogging on a sports comedy site does not make me a "journalist" or a "reporter", and sure, 90% of my day is <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/a-golden-treasury-of-cheesy-late-80searly-90s-wwf-promo-photos#page/1" target="_blank">collecting cheesy wrestler photos</a> until I can run downstairs and watch movies, but Jesus Christ, even my highest-of-the-low-quality-writers no-worth-ethic-having ass would not use my internationally-broadcast Weather Channel report on Hurricane Isaac as an excuse to "Tebow".

FANTASY SPORTS

Fantasy Football Virgin? Sign Up For Our Free Game With FanDuel And Win $1000

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<a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL"> Don't be scared, the first time's a little awkward for everyone. If you've never played fantasy football with <a href="https://www.fanduel.com/WithLeather?t=MEDIA_WL" target="_blank">FanDuel.com</a>, now's your chance.

CHRISTIANITY

New York City's Virgins Are Rallying Around Their Ultimate Icon, Tim Tebow

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The New York Jets are 0-2 in the 2012 NFL Preseason thus far, and quarterback Mark Sanchez is a combined 13/17 for 80 yards, 0 TD and 1 INT in those two games.

#MEMES

Tim Tebow Confessions: Tumblr Account Or Failed ESPN Reality Series?

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Yesterday, after <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/happy-25th-birthday-timothy-richard-tebow">we wished New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow a very happy 25th birthday</a>, ESPN apparently turned the volume up to 11 and threw the Teebster a birthday party for the ages.

ESPN

Happy 25th Birthday, Timothy Richard Tebow!

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If you weren’t aware that today is New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow’s birthday, then you probably haven’t turned on a TV or logged into Facebook or Twitter yet.

CHRISTIANITY

And Now To Help You Forget About The Miami Heat Blowjob Party, Here's Christians

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In what might be the exact opposite of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/holy-crap-that-miami-heat-porn-star-oral-sex-celebration-actually-happened" target="_blank">a bunch of basketball fans traveling across the country to get blowjobs from porn stars</a>, here's a picture of two nice young ladies at the New York Jets training camp who drove seven hours with personalized signs to get a hug from way back back-up quarterback Tim Tebow.

BOOMER AND CARTON IN THE MORNING

Boomer Esiason Says He’d Cut Tim Tebow (With A Broken Beer Bottle) (Not Really)

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Boomer And Carton In The Morning host and ex-New York Jets quarterback Boomer Esiason can reference his five years as a radio host, 14 years as a pro football player or 15 years as a television analyist when telling you what he thinks about current Jets back-up handsome Christian Tim Tebow, but why bother.

CAROLINA PANTHERS

What If Ryan Kalil’s Super Bowl Guarantee Inspired More Players To Do The Same?

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Last week, Carolina Panthers center Ryan Kalil (pictured above at Comic Con 2011 because it’s important) took out a full page ad in the Charlotte Observer, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Carolina-Panthers.jpg">promising fans of his team that the Panthers were going to win Super Bowl XLVII</a>.

HYPOCRITES

This Week In Niche Marketing: Tim Tebow And Sam Bradford Worship Satan

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Charles Hubbard <a href="http://www.christiansagainstnike.com/aboutCANandmySpiritualgifts.html#.T8YmDOhYu6Q">claims to be a spiritual man</a>, called upon by the great Creator to use his “Spiritual gifts for His glory” but he’s smart enough to know that in this age of the Internet and social media, you need to hitch your wagon to something that really pulls.

Football

On A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Excited Are You That Video Game Tebow Can Tebow

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There isn't much to do when you're the creative director of a Madden game ("okay, this year I think we're gonna make it look like football"), so EA Sports' Mike Young has spent the last few weeks tweeting about the amazing new features set to debut in Madden NFL 13, such as <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Tim-Tebow-Tebowing-Madden-13-to-be-in-new-game-052012" target="_blank">Tim Tebow being able to Tebow</a>.

#ART

This Week In Original Etsy Sports Merchandise

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One of my all-time favorite things to do is scour the depths of <a href="http://etsy.com">Etsy</a> for random crap, because it’s just amazing how much awesomely ridiculous stuff people can create and sell on the Internet these days.

Broadway

Attention Scantily Clad Women: Do Not Tweet Your Pictures With Tim Tebow

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In a story that I’ve paid little attention to because it makes me dismissively wank with poor mechanics, New York Jets backup QB Tim Tebow and his handlers are <a href="http://www.myfoxhouston.com/story/18441827/tebow-takes-legal-action-against-maker-of-my-jesus-t-shirts-report-says">suing two Jets fans for making a Jesus-themed Jets t-shirt</a>.

Dogs

Of Course Tim Tebow Is Getting An E! Special

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New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow hadn’t been in the news for three whole days, so he decided to announce that he was changing his dog’s name, as that is apparently something that people do.

New England Patriots

Tom Brady Has A New Haircut

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The annual Met Gala, supporting the Metropolitan Museum of Art, was held last night in New York City, and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was one of a few big name athletes in attendance and he brought his new haircut with him.

BASKETBALL

Here's Paul Pierce Tebowing, Because The Celtics Only Like Super Old Things

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This is a video of Paul Pierce "Tebowing", which caused CBS Boston to ask the question, <a href="http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/05/02/was-paul-pierce-tebowing/" target="_blank">"Is Paul Pierce Tebowing?"</a> Many people thought he was doing the move named after New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow, who gets down on a knee and bows his head for a brief prayer on the field.

Chrissy Teigen

Turns Out There's A Funny Story About This Tim Tebow Picture

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Kate Upton was on the Dan Patrick Show earlier today, which marks just another example of how she continues to ignore us, and to make my feelings hurt even more, she’s somewhat of a regular on the show.

ALISON BRIE

AshleyMadison Says Tim Tebow's Virginity Is Worth $1 Million, Because Ugh

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Just leave the poor guy alone to get shot by sex arrows and masturbate with his Jesus stripper pole.

Football

Chad Ochocinco > Dr. Phil

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If the NFL counted Tweets as receiving yards, then Chad Ochocinco would have been the greatest single season receiver in New England Patriots history last year.


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