FADING GIGOLO

PICTURED: Sofia Vergara filming a sex scene with Sharon Stone

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Friends, I love nothing more than writing intelligent parody, critical analysis, and cultural criticism for you, and I hope that's what keeps you coming back, but every once in a while I'm more than content to let the content flash its boobs and soak up page-views speak for itself.

BOUNCY 80S NIGHTCLUB LADY

Kung Fu, Knife Fights, Synth Pop, & Justice on the Streets of Orlando

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From the folks who brought you The FP and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/05/watch-klown-a-danish-comedy-about-sex-with-big-ladies" target="_blank">Klown</a> comes yet another batshit-looking release called Miami Connection.

CHRISTOPHER LLOYD

Piranha 3DD Hates Your Vagina

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Starring Christopher Lloyd as kooky scientist, Gary Busey as crazy guy who eats piranhas, Ving Rhames as black guy with guns for legs, and David Hasselhoff as David Hasselhoff, the trailer for Piranha 3DD appears below.

KATE UPTON'S TITS

IMPORTANT MOVIE NEWS: Kate Upton Bouncing Has a Supercut

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Kate Upton has a bit part in the Farrelly Brothers's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/12/three-stooges-has-a-trailer-yes-snooki-is-in-it" target="_blank">upcoming Three Stooges movie,</a> so obviously everything she does is totally relevant to a serious film site such as this.

BURNSY

Japan’s Red Riding Hood has Nudity, Werewolf Rape

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If you watched Amanda Seyfried in <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/thanks-twilight-little-red-riding-hood-wants-to-bang-a-wolf-now-too" target="_blank">2011’s Red Riding Hood</a>, thinking, “Eh, this is OK, but I could use more violent girls flashing their boobs and werewolves acting all rapey” then you’re in luck, because Japan already heard you loud and clear.

DOG SEX

Todd Phillips’ Project X trades sign-language chimps for teen boobs

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You might remember that early last year, I told you <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/todd-phillips-making-secret-comedy-before-hangover-2" target="_blank">about a film</a> Todd Phillips was making before Hangover 2, a smaller-budgeted ($12 million) "hard-R" raunchy comedy starring a cast of unknowns (all first-timers) directed by commercial director Nima Nourizadeh (with Phillips "closely overseeing").

CHRISTOPHER LLOYD

Piranha 3DD Trailer: Piranhas at a water park

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Piranha 3DD has a trailer and you can watch it below.

BODYPAINT

Jennifer Lawrence’s Naked Boobs Get Painted in New X-Men Featurette

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The latest X-Men First Class featurette takes a fascinating look at the countless hours a team of makeup artists spent making Jennifer Lawrence look like Mystique.

BEAR MAN

Comic-Con Photo Diary Part 2

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Here's part two of my Comic Con Photo Diary.

APRIL SUMMERS

Boromir ain’t care! Sean Bean gets stabbed in a bar fight, keeps partying.

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Lord of the Rings/Game of Thrones actor Sean Bean has made a fine career out of looking like a guy who knows his way around a sword, but you know what they say, live by the sword, get stabbed in a bar fight by a drunk who insults your slutty girlfriend.

DANIEL CRAIG

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo releases another boob poster

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I've already posted three posters with different versions of this same picture from David Fincher's The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, but in this new version, Rooney Mara's booblets are EVEN CLEARER, so I figure I better post it since I can't imagine anything more riveting than that.

DANIEL CRAIG

‘Dragon Tattoo’ poster has nipples in it. Girl nipples.

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The red-band trailer for David Fincher's The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo "leaked" online the other day, with many speculating that this was some viral marketing effort by Sony.

GIF ANIMATION

Maybe the møøse bit his sister

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Swede chases off angry moose with a big iron bar, viking style.

BLOOPERS

Haha, He Said ‘Titmouse’

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A couple different readers have emailed this "Jeopardy" clip to me now.

GOLDEN GLOBES

Motorboat these Morning Links

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/january-jones-2011-golden-globes.jpg"></a>MORNING LINKS Meme watch: Dog Fort.

JESSICA ALBA

Your guts are Danny Trejo’s rope, puto

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/07/machete-red-band-comic-con-trailer#more-31634"> MINI SITE NEWS UPDATE: Hey, kids, Daddy's back.  I know Burnsy and Cho-Cho have probably been letting you eat candy for dinner and draw dog poop murals on the living room wall, but now it's time for you to straighten the f*ck up and act right or else I'll redden that ass in front of the neighbors again. Don't think I won't.  Anyway, expect some news posts followed by a couple more Comic-Con posts at the end of the day, because uploading all those pictures takes forever.  Now back to your regularly scheduled postings. After the jump, Robert Rodriguez and his cute little Ché hat introduce <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/07/machete-red-band-comic-con-trailer#more-31634">a new trailer</a> for Machete, which he says is pretty "loco.

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

New poster for ‘I Spit on Your Butt’

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<a href="http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/20855" target="_blank">Bloody-Disgusting</a> just revealed the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ISpitOnYourGrave-poster.jpg" target="_blank">poster</a> (<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/i-spit-on-these-trailers" target="_blank">trailer here</a>) for I Spit on Your Butt.

joe pesci

Helen Mirren wants to show you her old jugs

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UPDATE: NY Mag told me not to use their photo (even though I essentially used it as bait to link their website, but whatever), so instead of a relevant shot of Helen Mirren, you can enjoy zombie corgi here, sent in by a FilmDrunkard.


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