T.J. Houshmanzadeh

‘Just Make It Look Like An Accident’

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FAT GUY IN TRACK SUIT [in booth eating pizza]: You Jimmy.

T.J. Houshmanzadeh

I’m Not Even A Fetus Yet, But I Already Hate The Kansas City Chiefs

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Look, I know it's not everyday that you get a lecture from a seven-week old embryo, but I need to get this off my chest.


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