Hello again, lovelies.
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Hello again, lovelies.
So not that you read these almost-daily reminders of what sports programming you can watch each evening instead of reading literature or interacting with other human beings, but yesterday I made a bit of a whoopsy-daisy and posted all of the sports programming for tonight.
One of the weirdest running jokes in the world of professional wrestling is that legendary champion, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/impact-wrestling" target="_blank">Impact Wrestling</a> General Manager and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/hulk-hogan-sex-tape#page/1" target="_blank">sex tape star</a> Hulk Hogan has a thing for his daughter, Brooke.
Hola, fellow Impact lovers.
So far, we've shared with you <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/a-golden-treasury-of-cheesy-late-80searly-90s-wwf-promo-photos#page/1" target="_blank">a golden treasury of cheesy late-80s/early-90s WWF promo photos</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/01/the-best-and-very-very-worst-of-vintage-wcw-promo-photos-part-1#page/1" target="_blank">a two-part retrospective</a> of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/01/the-best-and-very-very-worst-of-vintage-wcw-promo-photos-part-2#page/1" target="_blank">WCW's worst possible 8x10s</a>.
Well hello, lovelies.
Well hello again, Internet friends and that one guy who really hates me.
Hello again, my darlingest Ham Sandwiches.
We’ll get to the actual Fiesta Bowl matchup in a moment, but I want to talk about Tostitos for a second.
Hot off of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/hulk-hogan-sex-tape">the sex tape scandal that absolutely nobody on this planet ever asked for</a> – except maybe <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI">the “It’s still real to me!” guy</a> – TNA Impact Wrestling superstar/general manager Hulk Hogan has proudly announced his next big step in choking the life out of his cultural relevance.
Funny Or Die has done a lot of things to warm my heart -- <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/05/tom-brady-funny-or-die" target="_blank">pissing off Tom Brady</a>, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/05/kris-humphries-is-a-douchebag-doesnt-make-kris-humphries-less-of-a-douchebag" target="_blank">making Kris Humphries call himself a douchebag</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/09/maybe-this-is-what-happened-to-blackstreet" target="_blank">threatening to kill Blake Griffin with a miniature puppet version of himself</a> -- but none have made me quite as happy as watching 1996 Olympic gold medalist and pro wrestler Kurt Angle trying to get back into the 2012 games.
Sierra Senquis If You Bash Kate Upton, Beware The Internet’s Rage <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/if-you-bash-kate-upton-to-draw-attention-to-your-website-beware-the-internets-rage" target="blank">[With Leather]</a> Judge Seeks Audit Of Chris Brown's Community Work <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/judge-seeks-audit-chris-browns-community-214832959.html">[Yahoo]</a> Who Is Ab-Soul.
One of the best part of our popular <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/best-and-worst-of-raw" target="_blank">The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw</a> column is the amazing collection of animated GIFs from Casey at <a href="http://hammerlockdialectic.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Hammerlock Dialectic</a>.
Last we checked in with our favorite <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco">47-year old Twitterbug, Jose Canseco</a>, he was declaring his intentions to track down the diabolical fiends who were conspiring against his desire to play professional baseball in Mexico by making up bogus rumors that he tested positive for PEDs.
<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/hulk-hogan-lady-gaga-challengehulk.png"></a>Right now you're probably saying, "But With Leather, Hulk Hogan lost his dignity YEARS ago.
Hulk Hogan, one of the people in the world I'm guessing you'd least like to see naked, is <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/07/hulk-hogan-sex-tape/#.T1jkGpjWaeg" target="_blank">about to release a sex tape</a>.
<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/hulk-hogan-crotch-chop.jpg"></a>According to <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/07/hulk-hogan-sex-tape/" target="_blank">TMZ</a> and every tabloid with TMZ on Google alert, a "secretly filmed" Hulk Hogan sex tape is being offered up for sale to the various high-end porn jockeys.