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Last Friday, we introduced you to a new concept in "feeling bad for being a wrestling fan" -- the 1st Annual With Leather Bad Wrestling Theme Lyrics March Madness tournament, a 32-seed throwdown between the worst sets of words jammed into a wrestler themes.
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Hello again, lovelies.
So not that you read these almost-daily reminders of what sports programming you can watch each evening instead of reading literature or interacting with other human beings, but yesterday I made a bit of a whoopsy-daisy and posted all of the sports programming for tonight.
One of the weirdest running jokes in the world of professional wrestling is that legendary champion, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/impact-wrestling" target="_blank">Impact Wrestling</a> General Manager and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/hulk-hogan-sex-tape#page/1" target="_blank">sex tape star</a> Hulk Hogan has a thing for his daughter, Brooke.
Hola, fellow Impact lovers.
So far, we've shared with you <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/a-golden-treasury-of-cheesy-late-80searly-90s-wwf-promo-photos#page/1" target="_blank">a golden treasury of cheesy late-80s/early-90s WWF promo photos</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/01/the-best-and-very-very-worst-of-vintage-wcw-promo-photos-part-1#page/1" target="_blank">a two-part retrospective</a> of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/01/the-best-and-very-very-worst-of-vintage-wcw-promo-photos-part-2#page/1" target="_blank">WCW's worst possible 8x10s</a>.
Well hello, lovelies.
Well hello again, Internet friends and that one guy who really hates me.
Hello again, my darlingest Ham Sandwiches.
We’ll get to the actual Fiesta Bowl matchup in a moment, but I want to talk about Tostitos for a second.
Hot off of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/hulk-hogan-sex-tape">the sex tape scandal that absolutely nobody on this planet ever asked for</a> – except maybe <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI">the “It’s still real to me!” guy</a> – TNA Impact Wrestling superstar/general manager Hulk Hogan has proudly announced his next big step in choking the life out of his cultural relevance.