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Nelson Mandela Is Allegedly A Huge Fan Of 'Toddlers & Tiaras'

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According to his granddaughters, 1993 Nobel Peace Prize winner Nelson Mandela is a big fan of "Toddlers & Tiaras." What in the hell is happening to the world?

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Convicted Felon Wants Custody Of His Daughter Because Her Mom Put Her On 'Toddlers & Tiaras'

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A convicted felon is asking a judge to grant him custody of his daughter after her mom put her of 'Toddlers & Tiaras' in a costume that featured large fake boobs.

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Guess Which Network Gave 'Honey Boo Boo Child' Her Own Show

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Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" Thompson, one of the more popular contestants in the history of "Toddlers & Tiaras," has been given her own reality show by TLC.

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America Is Doomed: UPDATE!

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Do you remember last week when I <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/02/america-is-doomed">yelled and screamed about the girl from "Toddlers & Tiaras"</a> who was being pumped full of a Mountain Dew and Red Bull mixture and released into the wild like a strumpet Tasmanian Devil.

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America Is Doomed

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I try not to post too much about "Toddlers & Tiaras" because the whole thing is a depressing creepshow that makes me alternate between sad and angry and I get enough of that as a Philadelphia Eagles fan.

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Finally, an Excuse to Say “Toddlers” and “Meat Bikini” In the Same Sentence

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I’m probably going to Hell for that headline, but I’ll see Laci’s Mom, who does not have it going on, there.

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Is ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Better Than Sports?

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By now you’re probably familiar with <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/frotcast-64-burnsys-song-of-the-week-awkward-laughs-in-movies-contagion">the story of Paisley Dickey</a>, the diminutive diva who has become a “Toddlers & Tiaras” anti-sensation in the wake of her mother dressing her as a prostitute on a recent episode of the show from hell.

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‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Mom Defends Dressing Daughter Like A Famous Prostitute

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The Parents' Television Council is a group of Puritanical fuddy duddies who try to force their version of morality on the rest of society by holding their breath and stomping around until some jelly-spined executive freaks out and gives them what they want.

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What's on Tonight: God Help Us

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Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC) -- Summer finale.

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Toddlers & Tiaras Improved by Slo-Mo

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I've had this slowed-down clip of "Toddlers Tiaras" star Eden Wood kicking around in an open browser window for the last couple of days, waiting for some kind of inspiration to say something funny about it.

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What’s on Tonight: Terrible Parents

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Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC) -- Season 4 premiere.

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Mother of the Year!

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I'm probably going to be a horrible parent.

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TLC’S TOP 5 MOST DISTURBING SERIES

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Like the Indian tracker he is, Uproxx's own <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/">Ufford</a> has been following The Learning Channel's programing activity for quite some time now.

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WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: FUTURE STRIPPERS

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Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC) -- Season finale.

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WHAT'S ON TONIGHT: SEXY TODDLERS!

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Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC) -- Season 3 premiere.

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URGE. TO KILL… RISING!

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This is a "Nightline" report on toddler beauty pageants that pulls most of its material from TLC's "Toddlers & Tiaras.


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