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Oh Hey, Tom Brady Looking Goofy At Disneyland

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Every off-season, we can count on Tom Brady being photographed looking ridiculous while enjoying his perfect, idyllic life of opulence.

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Taiwanese Animators Tackle Tebow To The Patriots

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Everyone even tangentially connected to sports is gonna have a take on Tim Tebow's new destination in New England.

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Tom Brady’s Pitbull Rumored To Be Running Amok On Children’s Playgrounds

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Via The Weekly Meat When a little tidbit like this pops up in your Twitter feed, you cannot help but want to check out the veracity of the story.

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Ryan Clark Said Tom Brady ‘Sees Ghosts’

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Steelers safety Ryan Clark is studying up on how to be an ESPN talking head for a second career when he retires from the NFL in a few years.

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Tom Brady Got All Screamy About Winning $25,000 At The Kentucky Derby

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Tom Brady has attended the Kentucky Derby a number of times, possibly because it's a fine event to attend if you're rich and have a penchant for dressing ridiculously -- two things he excels at.

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Tom Brady Is A Sad Yankees Fan

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It's not a secret that Tom Brady is a fan of the New York Yankees, much to the dismay of Massholes everywhere.

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Tom Brady Teaches His Troll Secrets To The Easter Bunny

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I can't be expected to keep track of all of Tom Brady's endorsements, so I don't know how long Dreamboat has been plugging UNREAL candy, but the fact that he supports the company at all must mean they are super fabulous and have, like, six different types of pomegranate flavoring.

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Commie Brady Knows He Gets More Than His Fair Share

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Tom Brady's new contract extension has been the talk of the NFL all week.

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Troll Genius Tom Brady Gets Revenge On Joe Flacco With Contract Extension

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Joe Flacco has outplayed Tom Brady in the last two AFC Championship Games, the second of which Baltimore won en route to capturing its first Super Bowl title with Flacco under center.

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Dreamboat’s Dreamhouse Now Complete – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Tom Brady might be out 10 grand for trying to spike Ed Reed, but in case you forgot, he's got a little extra money on hand.

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Meast And Least: Championship Sunday

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The Sean Taylor Memorial Meast for Championship Sunday is Bernard Pollard.

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AFC Championship Live Blog, Second Half

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The Patriots came out and tried to hurry-up the Ravens to death.

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AFC Championship Live Blog, First Half

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When Baltimore defensive coordinator Dean Pees was asked this week how his team plans to stop Tom Brady, he jokingly replied, "Hire Tonya Harding." No need to outsource the Dreamboat injury duties when you got Bernard Pollard on the roster.

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Texans-Patriots Live Blog, Second Half

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Action started with a Danieal Manning 94-yard opening kick return to set Houston set in the New England red zone.

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Texans-Patriots Live Blog, First Half

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After an early afternoon reprieve from regular season rematches, it's back to teams that have seen each other in the recent past.

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Tom Brady Appears To Have Assimilated Peyton Manning

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No other way to explain the conehead that Dreamboat is sporting while taking his dog and child out for a stroll.

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49ers-Patriots Live Blog, Second Half

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The Niners owned the first half, but the scoreboard reflects a game not entirely out of reach for New England.

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49ers-Patriots Live Blog, First Half

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via Last week, it was Houston that arrived in New England for what was billed as a showdown of AFC powerhouses.


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