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Texts From Ted Wells Report Shows Tommy From Quinzee Really Did Deflate The Footballs

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They really are the two greatest surly henchmen ever. NO ONE DENIES THIS!

xmas ape

IT WAS ME! I WAS THE BALL DEFLATAH!

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CAWL OFF THE WITCH HUNTS! STAWP THE PRESS CAWNFERENCES! I GAWT A CONFESSION TO MAKE!

Tommy from Quinzee

The Today Show gets a call from a very special guest

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Sawx nation rise up! 2014 is ow-ah year-ah. If we don’t win back-to-back, the curse of Bucknah will nevah be lifted. NO ONE DENIES THIS!

xmas ape

GAWD IS ON OW-AH SIDE AGAIN!

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Strange as it may sound, before this momentous signing happened, I had already been thinking about Gawd.

xmas ape

Mitt Romney Is A Patriots Fan Who Might Not Know How Many Titles They Have

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I've said before that sports gaffes are the absolute last thing you should judge a political candidate on.

xmas ape

KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: New England Patriots

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The Patriots once again lost in the Super Bowl to the Giants thanks to yet another late 4th quarter comeback drive orchestrated by Eli Manning.

xmas ape

Meet The Real Life Tommy From Quinzee

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For years, the above Getty image of a Patriots fan cheering shirtless in the snow has served as the visual representation of a fan base as well as parenthetical-heavy KSKharacter Tommy from Quinzee.

Tommy from Quinzee

WHO LET THAT DAHKIE ON THE ICE???!!!

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(prior to Joel Ward's goal last night) Well well well, anathah crucial Game 7 fahhh the citizens of FIAH BAWBBY V NATION.

Tommy from Quinzee

WE AHHHHHH HAWNTED!!!!

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FACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK.

Tommy from Quinzee

ESPN 30 For 30 Presents: “Catching Up: The Bills-Oilers Comeback”

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V/O: On January 3rd, 1993, the Buffalo Bills and the Houston Oilers met in an AFC Wild Card playoff game.

Tommy from Quinzee

FREE WHITEY!

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I can’t believe they finally gawt him.

Ufford Photoshops

ENHANCE!

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The greatest chorus of "FACK YOU" ever assembled.

you do not know more than vegas

YOU WILL REMEMBAH THE DAY BRADY GAWT IN A FACKIN’ CAHHHH WRECK!

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I’ll nevah fahget the cawll I gawt this marnin’ from my fathah.


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