Although Chuck Norris occasionally does cool things like <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/10/the-walker-texas-ranger-lever-has-been-pulled">tool around in a jet pack</a> or casually store a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrOwcZPwDO8">bazooka in the back of his truck</a> (like ya do), it's time for someone less Chuck Norris-y to take the reins.