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This Stupidly Lucky Canadian News Crew Toured The ‘Suicide Squad’ Toronto Set

Toronto's CityNews team didn't really learn anything new, but they got to talk to writer/director David Ayer about Canadian friendliness.

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Uber Will Give You Free Ride HomeIf You’re Drunk Enough (But Only In Canada)

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Uber has rolled out an Uber Safe program in Toronto which gives drunks an option other than driving.

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Watch Porn Star Nikki Benz Convince Old People Why She Should Be Toronto’s Mayor

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In her quest to replace Rob Ford as the mayor of Toronto, adult film actress Nikki Benz is creatively going after the elderly voters.

#DC COMICS

DC Had A Change Of Heart And Will Let A Deceased Boy’s Memorial Depict Him As Superman

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An Ottawa man raised money for a deceased boy's Superman memorial, but DC was reluctant to approve the use of the S logo.

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Porn Star Nikki Benz Is Running For Mayor Of Toronto

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The embattled crack-smoking Rob Ford has some new competition in his bid for re-election, as porn star Nikki Benz wants to save Toronto.

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Someone Asked The Toronto Public Library To Remove ‘Hop On Pop’ Because It Promotes Violence Against Dads

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Claiming that it promotes violence against fathers, a person wanted the Toronto library system to remove 'Hop on Pop' and apologize.

#.lol

Toronto Officially Has The Best Fake Political Campaign Signs

A+ work from a team hellbent on no more Rob Ford in Toronto. This is how you get the internet to do your work for you.

#craigslist

‘Unethical Hacks’ Is Hiring A Tuba Player To Follow Rob Ford Around Like On ‘Family Guy’

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Taking a page from 'Family Guy,' Unethical Hacks wants a tuba player to follow Toronto mayor Rob Ford around for a day.

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Watch Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's Mad Dash To Escape A Mob Of Reporters

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If he's not smoking crack, talking to Jimmy Kimmel or making a mockery of the mayor's office, Rob Ford enjoys a good jog through a sea of reporters.

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Buffalo Soldier Rob Ford Has Proclaimed Today To Be Bob Marley Day In Toronto

Rob Ford doesn't just dance to Bob Marley, no sir, he makes it official.

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Has Turned Himself In To The Toronto Police Department

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Singer Justin Bieber has been arrested for the second time in a week, as he turned himself in to Toronto Police for an alleged assault from December.

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In Case You Want To Vomit, Rob Ford Is Getting A Porn Parody

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Adult film director Lee Roy Myers is giving Rob Ford the porn parody treatment, while Vivid is offering the crack-smoking mayor his own starring role.

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Sun News Has Pulled The Plug On Rob Ford’s TV Show After One Episode

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After the first episode brought the network record ratings, Sun News still canceled Rob Ford's TV show because it cost too much.

#JON STEWART

‘The Daily Show’ Had A Field Day With Crack-Smoking, P*ssy-Eating Mayor Rob Ford’s Latest Antics

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Jon Stewart attempts to match the overwhelming amount of comedy dripping from the human tragedy known as Rob Ford.

#.lol

Troubled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Denies “Eating P*ssy” During Live Press Conference. Your Move, America.

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Embattled politician's newest press conference outburst puts him one step closer to being Canada's Webbie.

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Here’s Video Of Rob Ford In A CFL Jersey Denying Eating P*ssy During A Live Press Conference

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I'll give Toronto mayor Rob Ford this: if there's one thing the guy knows how to do, it's up the ante on pure lunacy.

#PRO WRESTLING

The Iron Sheik Wants To Humble Toronto Mayor/Crackhead Rob Ford, Naturally

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Insane former WWF Champion Iron Sheik marched on Toronto to challenge crack-smoking mayor Rob Ford to a fight, and/or to become the new mayor.


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