Posts Tagged: TOTALLY NOT SPORTS RELATED

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Kate Upton Wants Smaller Boobs So She Can Go Braless (Yes, This Is News)

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Kate Upton, on the verge of movie stardom, declared that she wants smaller boobs and that Cameron Diaz has the body she wants. NO.

BROS BEING BROS

People Are Pretty Upset With This San Diego State Student's Sexy Campaign Ad

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A male San Diego State student's Student Government campaign ad is going viral, as he's being called sexist and offensive.

DIGGING HOLES

Carol Alt Kind Of Sort Of Basically Called Kate Upton Fat

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In a recent interview, former model Carol Alt trips all over her words while trying so hard to not say that she thinks that Kate Upton is fat.

LYING LIARS WHO LIE

A Redditor Named ‘coolsexguy420boner’ Claims He Dated Kate Upton In High School

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People are calling BS on a random Redditor's harmless claim that he dated super duper model Kate Upton in high school.

KIM ANAMI

‘Vagina Weightlifting’ Is A Thing Because Why Wouldn’t It Be?

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Spiritual life coach Kim Anami teaches, among many other things, the art of vagina weightlifting to help women increase their sexual power.

CLASSIC CARS

Oscar Mayer Wants To Give You The Keys To The Wienermobile For Eight Hours

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With the right Tweet, you can win a lease for the Oscar Mayer 2014 Wienermobile to use as you see fit for eight hours.

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Beautiful Moment Alert: Watch A Man With Down Syndrome Read His Acceptance Letter To Clemson

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This video of a 20-year old man with Down Syndrome reading his acceptance letter to Clemson University's LIFE program will melt your heart.

DINOSAURS

Start Your Morning Off Right With EXTREME JAPANESE RAPTOR PRANK, Yeahhh

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Because Japan is Japan, they pranked a guy with a velociraptor. Welcome to the wonder of EXTREME RAPTOR PRANK.

BAR REFAELI

The Go Daddy Nerd Is Out Of Control Now, May Never Work Again

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The video you’re about to watch, for starters, isn’t sports-related, but is, however, very important in the sense that it reminds us all to remember where we came from and to never let fame get to our heads.

AT LEAST IT'S COMPETITIVE

Terrible News, Bros: The Miss World Pageant Has Enacted A Bikini Ban

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There are several reasons that I don’t talk about organized religion at all, with the most notable being that the Vatican threatened to have me killed after my 600th request to replace the Virgin Mary in art with pictures of Kate Upton.

AT LEAST IT'S COMPETITIVE

Philadelphia Is Hosting A Masturbate-A-Thon For National Masturbation Month

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For those of you who don’t own the 2013 With Leather Calendar of Things You Probably Shouldn’t Know Exist*, May is National Masturbation Month, or as millions of men around the world call it – May.

SEXY SCANDALS

Parents Are Really Upset Over This Victoria’s Secret Spring Break Ad

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With hundreds of thousands of college students recovering, enjoying or maybe still planning their Spring Break adventures for this year, word is beginning to surface that there may be a darker underbelly to this great American tradition <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/great-moments-in-spring-break-history">that I have been honoring all week</a>.

BREASTAURANTS

Here’s The Worst Hooters Robbery In History

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If there’s one thing that I have little tolerance for, it’s crime.

CRAZY RUSSIANS

UCLA Scientists Are Developing An Actual Cure For Hangovers

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While I’ve yet to try Ron Swanson’s guaranteed hangover cure, I have tried hundreds, if not thousands, of others and not a single one works.

AWFUL COVERS

Everything Is Now Officially Sports Related

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In talking with a friend of mine yesterday, after news broke that Mindy McCready had killed herself, he asked, “Who the f*ck is Mindy McCready.

AT LEAST IT'S COMPETITIVE

BMW Designed A Custom Car For A 4-Year Old Boy Because Why The Hell Not?

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Last week, a Jalopnik reader posed a challenge to the automobile-enthusiast site, as <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5980101/help-a-four+year-old-visualize-his-dream-car">he wanted someone to design a custom car per his four-year old son Eli’s instructions</a>.

DOGS DRESSED LIKE PEOPLE

St. Louis Had A Dog Parade And It Was Classier And More Intelligent Than Others

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As with any Super Bowl, my favorite Monday pastime is reading everyone’s analysis of what they loved and hated, but with much more enthusiasm for the latter.

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Speaking Of ‘The League’, Jon Lajoie Wrote ‘The Best Christmas Song’ Of All-Time

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This isn’t necessarily sports news, because it’s really about an actor from a show that really isn’t about fantasy football, but we don’t talk about The League enough here and that’s borderline criminal.


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