Canada

Want To Be A Star Athlete? Start Smoking

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The headline reads "Report: Smoking may be beneficial to long distance runners".

FAIL

A Guide to Not Recognizing Your Mascots

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I love my <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/a-guide-to-recognizing-your-mascots">A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots</a> feature, especially now that I'm getting into the leagues where I have pictures of myself with things like the "Ballapeño," the baseball-loving jalapeño, but they aren't really setting the blogosphere on fire.

TRACK AND FIELD

POLE VAULT: STILL SEXY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

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Yelena Isinbayeva is the greatest female pole vaulter her sport has ever seen.

TRACK AND FIELD

SOME KID ALMOST DROWNED AT A TRACK MEET

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Some guy fell during the Penn Relays the other night, and it's a good thing he wasn't actually carrying a pen, because he almost certainly would have hurt himself.

TRACK AND FIELD

LERYN FRANCO GOT A CONTRACT WITH NIKE

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We all remember spearchucker Leryn Franco from her <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=6699" target="_self">amazing Olympic performance</a> <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=13126" target="_self">sexy pictures</a>.

OLYMPICS

SEXIEST ATHLETES OF 2008: LERYN FRANCO

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Ah, the Olympic Games: that special quadrennial event that forges a new spirit of global unity through athletic compe-- HOLY HELL LOOK AT THAT ASS.

ASS-KICKING CONTESTS

ONE-LEGGED MAN WAS FOOTBALL, TRACK STAR

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This video is compiled video footage of <a href="http://www.greatsportstory.com/">Carl Joseph</a>, one of ten children in a one-parent home who had the additional setback of being born with only one leg.

OLYMPICS

LERYN FRANCO IS ALL WET

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It's been a while since we've checked in with our favorite Olympian, Argentine javelin thrower <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?tag=leryn-franco">Leryn Franco</a>.

TRACK AND FIELD

DOPING SCANDAL TEARS APART RACE WALKING

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Performance-enhancing drugs have plagued our sporting landscape for decades, but now the pervasive evil has even crept into the sport we all hold most sacred: race walking.

OUCH MY FACE

THE PARALYMPICS ARE CRASH-TASTIC

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The Paralympics are being held in Beijing, and the women's wheelchair 5000m race will be re-run after Three countries protested the race won by Diane Roy of Canada after 6 of 11 racers crashed and piled up on the track.

MLB

THEY’RE TAKING DOWN ANABOLIC STREET

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Miami-Dade County Commissioner Joe Martinez is proposing to remove Jose Canseco's name from a <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/news/miami-dade/story/677895.html">street that has bared his name</a> for two decades because Canseco did what practically every in baseball player has done for the last fifteen years: nailed Madonna.

OLYMPICS

MARION JONES IS OUT OF JAIL

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Former American sprinter and third-tier piece of Olympic ass Marion Jones <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/track_field/news;_ylt=AkHBTJI5zJkDVu0oAvgs4v05nYcB?slug=ap-marionjones&prov=ap&type=lgns">was released</a> from federal custody this morning, which is fortunate, because the Prison Olympics just ended.

LERYN FRANCO

STOP TEASING US

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Novak Djokovic is still playing at the U.

boxing

JOSE CANSECO GOT KNOCKED DA FUGOW

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Over the weekend, Jose Canseco's retarded face got knocked out by former NFL kick returner Vai Sikahema in some boxing match somewhere.

MLB

CLEMENS, CANSECO WIVES COMPARED BOOBS

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I'd like to take this opportunity to say "you're welcome" for not covering Roger Clemens's appearance on Capitol Hill yesterday.

TRACK AND FIELD

BOOZE + DRUGS + PLAYMATES = GOLFING FUN

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The <a href="http://www.laweekly.com/general/a-considerable-town/the-girls-of-golf/16220/" target="_blank">LA Weekly</a> has an interesting piece written by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0016589/" target="_blank">Shari Albert</a> that not only makes golf sound like fun, but also exposes Jose Canseco as too drunk to drive a golf cart.


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