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Illegally touched ball.
The headline reads "Report: Smoking may be beneficial to long distance runners".
I love my <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/a-guide-to-recognizing-your-mascots">A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots</a> feature, especially now that I'm getting into the leagues where I have pictures of myself with things like the "Ballapeño," the baseball-loving jalapeño, but they aren't really setting the blogosphere on fire.
For millennia, competition between humans for food, money, and women has come down to who is faster than whom.
Yelena Isinbayeva is the greatest female pole vaulter her sport has ever seen.
Some guy fell during the Penn Relays the other night, and it's a good thing he wasn't actually carrying a pen, because he almost certainly would have hurt himself.
We all remember spearchucker Leryn Franco from her <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=6699" target="_self">amazing Olympic performance</a> <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=13126" target="_self">sexy pictures</a>.
Ah, the Olympic Games: that special quadrennial event that forges a new spirit of global unity through athletic compe-- HOLY HELL LOOK AT THAT ASS.
This video is compiled video footage of <a href="http://www.greatsportstory.com/">Carl Joseph</a>, one of ten children in a one-parent home who had the additional setback of being born with only one leg.
It's been a while since we've checked in with our favorite Olympian, Argentine javelin thrower <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?tag=leryn-franco">Leryn Franco</a>.
Performance-enhancing drugs have plagued our sporting landscape for decades, but now the pervasive evil has even crept into the sport we all hold most sacred: race walking.
The Paralympics are being held in Beijing, and the women's wheelchair 5000m race will be re-run after Three countries protested the race won by Diane Roy of Canada after 6 of 11 racers crashed and piled up on the track.
Miami-Dade County Commissioner Joe Martinez is proposing to remove Jose Canseco's name from a <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/news/miami-dade/story/677895.html">street that has bared his name</a> for two decades because Canseco did what practically every in baseball player has done for the last fifteen years: nailed Madonna.
Former American sprinter and third-tier piece of Olympic ass Marion Jones <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/track_field/news;_ylt=AkHBTJI5zJkDVu0oAvgs4v05nYcB?slug=ap-marionjones&prov=ap&type=lgns">was released</a> from federal custody this morning, which is fortunate, because the Prison Olympics just ended.
Written by Chris "Preach" Smith *cues Damian Marley's "Welcome To Jamrock"* As I write this, Usain Bolt of Jamaica is the proud owner of a gold medal in what was supposed to be a monumental showdown in the 100 meter dash.
Over the weekend, Jose Canseco's retarded face got knocked out by former NFL kick returner Vai Sikahema in some boxing match somewhere.