Posts Tagged: TSA

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A TSA Screener Reveals Everything You Suspect About Them Is True

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The TSA is not good at its job. But one screener reveals just how far that goes.

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The TSA’s Year In Review Is A Compelling Argument That Americans Are Stupid

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The TSA Year In Review is basically doubling as a demonstration of Americans failing the most basic test of intelligence.

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REPORTS: A TSA Agent And Others Have Been Shot In LAX

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There's been some sort of shooting incident at LAX this afternoon and a TSA agent has been shot, along with a few others.

air travel

The TSA’s New Instagram Account Is Amazing

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You'd think the TSA and Instagram would be a nexus of awful. Instead, this might be the best Instagram account ever conceived.

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The TSA Attempted To Confiscate Chewbacca’s Lightsaber Cane

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Peter Mayhew, of Chewbacca fame, has a lightsaber cane. Apparently the TSA decided that made it something they should take away from him.

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The TSA Has To Listen To Your Opinions About Backscatter Machines

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The TSA was hoping to avoid listening to the public's opinion on backscatter machines. Unfortunately for them, the court have ordered them to listen.

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Documentary subject stopped by TSA because of his huge penis

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A man was questioned by TSA agents at San Francisco International Airport recently, over a suspicious bulge in his pants that turned out to be his enormous penis, and I swear this isn't the beginning of an adult film.

AIRPORT SECURITY

All These Years You've Been Removing Your Laptop From Your Bag At The Airport For NOTHING

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Are you planning to travel via commercial airliner this coming weekend for Easter or Passover.

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The TSA Let Freddie Gibbs Keep His Weed, But With A ‘C’mon Son’ Note

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If this is true -- that Freddie Gibbs packed a healthy amount of weed in a bag he checked at the airport only to have the TSA give him a pass -- then Freddie Gibbs has balls of steel and is my favorite person in the world and the TSA has some explaining to do.

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Courts Say It’s Ok For the Government To Blast You With X-Rays

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Hey, remember those "backscatter" x-ray machines that <a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/03/scanners-part3/">can't find a bomb if a terrorist shoves it up his butt and can't find guns if placed a certain way</a> and are considered "safe" -- <a href="http://www.propublica.org/documents/item/april-2011-letter-to-john-holdren">even though they refuse to let scientists verify the results of the studies proving it</a> -- which makes travelers choose between risking potential exposure to radiation or getting molested by a TSA agent.

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Have Airlines Got Their Act Together?

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Chances are if you flew on an American airline in October you were a pretty pleasant frequent flyer, because the month marked a huge milestone in modern air travel - not a single flight experienced a long delay on the tarmac.

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Warren Buffett: Communist?

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You'd think the rich, of all people, would go for tax cuts.

AIRPORT SECURITY

Who’s Trying To Buy Who This Week?

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Google is in talks with Groupon to possibly buy the local deals website, which started only two years ago and yet already generates an estimated $50 million in monthly revenue from the desirable local retail market.

AIRPORT SECURITY

All The Bikini News That’s Fit To Print

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The girls above are three of the many beach volleyball cheerleaders China hired for the 16th Asian Games in Guangzhou this week.

AIRPORT SECURITY

What’s Facebook’s Big Announcement? And Will This Get Sexy?

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Let me start by saying the answer to the second question is an emphatic yes, but first let's talk about Facebook's big thingy.


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