The TSA’s 2014 List Of Confiscated Items Includes A Real Cannon And 3 Lbs Of Cocaine Stuffed Raw Meat

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A real cannon, drug stuffed raw meat, tons of guns, and an enchilada filled with a knife lead this year's confiscations.

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Police Arrest Woman Packing A ‘Scarface’ Starter Kit At JFK Airport

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Canadian flyer pinched for a couple of guns, a Rambo supply of ammo plus 30+ pounds of weed.


The TSA’s Expensive, Controversial Backscatter Scanners Were Utterly Useless

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Remember those backscatter machines you had to go through for years when flying? Turns out they didn't work.


A Drunk Pervert Posed As A TSA Agent So He Could Grope Random Women

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After having a few drinks, a traveler at the San Francisco International Airport decided that he was dressed a lot like a TSA agent.


An Orlando, Florida TSA Agent Didn’t Know What The District of Columbia Was

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We wish we could say that we were more surprised that a TSA agent out of Florida didn't know what the District of Columbia was.


Verne Troyer Was Searched By The TSA, And That’s When This Incredible Photo Happened

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Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer posted a priceless photo of his TSA struggles.


A TSA Screener Reveals Everything You Suspect About Them Is True

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The TSA is not good at its job. But one screener reveals just how far that goes.


The TSA’s Year In Review Is A Compelling Argument That Americans Are Stupid

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The TSA Year In Review is basically doubling as a demonstration of Americans failing the most basic test of intelligence.


REPORTS: A TSA Agent And Others Have Been Shot In LAX

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There's been some sort of shooting incident at LAX this afternoon and a TSA agent has been shot, along with a few others.


The TSA’s New Instagram Account Is Amazing

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You'd think the TSA and Instagram would be a nexus of awful. Instead, this might be the best Instagram account ever conceived.

#Star Wars

The TSA Attempted To Confiscate Chewbacca’s Lightsaber Cane

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Peter Mayhew, of Chewbacca fame, has a lightsaber cane. Apparently the TSA decided that made it something they should take away from him.


The TSA Has To Listen To Your Opinions About Backscatter Machines

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The TSA was hoping to avoid listening to the public's opinion on backscatter machines. Unfortunately for them, the court have ordered them to listen.


The TSA Is Sick Of Looking At Our Flabby Bods, Will Remove Nude Scanners From Airports

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Apparently Americans are ugly enough nobody wants to see us naked.


Documentary subject stopped by TSA because of his huge penis

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A man was questioned by TSA agents at San Francisco International Airport recently, over a suspicious bulge in his pants that turned out to be his enormous penis, and I swear this isn't the beginning of an adult film.


All These Years You've Been Removing Your Laptop From Your Bag At The Airport For NOTHING

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Are you planning to travel via commercial airliner this coming weekend for Easter or Passover.


The TSA Let Freddie Gibbs Keep His Weed, But With A ‘C’mon Son’ Note

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If this is true -- that Freddie Gibbs packed a healthy amount of weed in a bag he checked at the airport only to have the TSA give him a pass -- then Freddie Gibbs has balls of steel and is my favorite person in the world and the TSA has some explaining to do.

X rays

Courts Say It’s Ok For the Government To Blast You With X-Rays


Hey, remember those "backscatter" x-ray machines that can't find a bomb if a terrorist shoves it up his butt and can't find guns if placed a certain way and are considered "safe" -- even though they refuse to let scientists verify the results of the studies proving it -- which makes travelers choose between risking potential exposure to radiation or getting molested by a TSA agent.


Have Airlines Got Their Act Together?


Chances are if you flew on an American airline in October you were a pretty pleasant frequent flyer, because the month marked a huge milestone in modern air travel - not a single flight experienced a long delay on the tarmac.


Warren Buffett: Communist?

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You'd think the rich, of all people, would go for tax cuts.

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