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The Only Way To Beat Kobayashi Is To Cheat

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On Tuesday, Sonya "Black Widow" Thomas won the Wild Turkey 81 Eating World Championship with a <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/11/have-a-happy-and-safe-thanksgiving-and-for-gods-sake-use-a-fork">world record 5.25 pounds of turkey downed in ten minutes</a>.

TURKEY

Thanksgiving Day Links

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Self Pop Tart Is Here To Shame The Internet’s Self-Portrait Takers |UPROXX| Man On ‘Maury’ Believes Myspace Tom Is His Girlfriend’s Real Baby-Daddy |UPROXX| 10 skits that prove "The Muppet Show" was for adults more than kids |Warming Glow| The Awesome Pop Culture [...].

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Have A Happy And Safe Thanksgiving, And For God’s Sake Use A Fork

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With Leather will be updating sporadically tomorrow, but chances are we'll be spending most of my second least-favorite holiday* with our families.

TURKEY

NBA Round-Up: Gilbert Arenas Planks While Kobe, Carmelo And Amar’e Pack?

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Orlando Magic guard Gilbert Arenas <a href="http://twitter.com/agentzeroshow">Tweets a lot</a>, in case I haven’t mentioned it before, and his 140-character thoughts usually fall somewhere between “LOL wut a jackazz” and “OK I’ll admit that’s pretty funny”.

#PORNO

Turkish Professors Are Way Cooler

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Students and teachers at Bilgi University in Constantinople Istanbul are protesting the firing of three film professors after it was discovered that they allowed a student to film a porno as his thesis.

TURKEY

Morning Show Host Really Likes Turkey Caller

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I don't know how many of you would consider turkey calling to be a sport.

TURKEY

Turkey’s First Humanoid Robot Is Slow As Hell (Videos)

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I'd like to start a contagious slow clap right now for the country of Turkey.

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SPRAY SOME GLASS ON THAT

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    Oh man, glass is AWESOME.

TURKEY

WOMEN RESCUED FROM AWESOME CRIME

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Buckle your sweatpants, everybody, because this is the awesomest crime you'll read about until someone burns down the old folks' home.

TURKEY

GAME SHOW: RELIGIONS COMPETE FOR ATHEISTS

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So a priest, a rabbi, an imam, and a Buddhist monk walk into a room with 10 atheists.

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WB FIRES BACK AT BATMAN, TURKEY

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The other day I brought you <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=5874" target="_blank">the ridiculous-but-true news</a> that the town of Batman, Turkey was suing Dark Knight director Chris Nolan for infringing on their.

#Batman

CHRIS NOLAN SUED FOR KILLING TURKISH WOMEN

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Here's a news lede that has everything: ISTANBUL - The mayor of Batman, a city recently under scrutiny due to unsolved murders and increasing rates of female suicides, will sue the director of the movie "Batman" movie [sic].

TURKEY

EUROPEAN SOCCER GAMES ARE SAFE

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Here's footage of a pleasant game of soccer in Turkey, between Galatasaray and Fenerbahçe.


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