TURKEY

Who You Callin’ Turkey, Turkey?

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No website with a <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/hockey-fights">HOCKEY FIGHTS</a> tag has the right to get indignant about another country's hockey fights, but Lord, when your first game ends with two teams banding together to battle riot police you're doing it wrong.

#THANKSGIVING

The Only Way To Beat Kobayashi Is To Cheat

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On Tuesday, Sonya "Black Widow" Thomas won the Wild Turkey 81 Eating World Championship with a <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/11/have-a-happy-and-safe-thanksgiving-and-for-gods-sake-use-a-fork">world record 5.25 pounds of turkey downed in ten minutes</a>.

TURKEY

Thanksgiving Day Links

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Self Pop Tart Is Here To Shame The Internet’s Self-Portrait Takers |UPROXX| Man On ‘Maury’ Believes Myspace Tom Is His Girlfriend’s Real Baby-Daddy |UPROXX| 10 skits that prove "The Muppet Show" was for adults more than kids |Warming Glow| The Awesome Pop Culture [...].

#THANKSGIVING

Have A Happy And Safe Thanksgiving, And For God’s Sake Use A Fork

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With Leather will be updating sporadically tomorrow, but chances are we'll be spending most of my second least-favorite holiday* with our families.

TURKEY

NBA Round-Up: Gilbert Arenas Planks While Kobe, Carmelo And Amar’e Pack?

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Orlando Magic guard Gilbert Arenas <a href="http://twitter.com/agentzeroshow">Tweets a lot</a>, in case I haven’t mentioned it before, and his 140-character thoughts usually fall somewhere between “LOL wut a jackazz” and “OK I’ll admit that’s pretty funny”.

#PORNO

Turkish Professors Are Way Cooler

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Students and teachers at Bilgi University in Constantinople Istanbul are protesting the firing of three film professors after it was discovered that they allowed a student to film a porno as his thesis.

TURKEY

Morning Show Host Really Likes Turkey Caller

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I don't know how many of you would consider turkey calling to be a sport.

TURKEY

Turkey’s First Humanoid Robot Is Slow As Hell (Videos)

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I'd like to start a contagious slow clap right now for the country of Turkey.

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SPRAY SOME GLASS ON THAT

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    Oh man, glass is AWESOME.

TURKEY

WOMEN RESCUED FROM AWESOME CRIME

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Buckle your sweatpants, everybody, because this is the awesomest crime you'll read about until someone burns down the old folks' home.

TURKEY

GAME SHOW: RELIGIONS COMPETE FOR ATHEISTS

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So a priest, a rabbi, an imam, and a Buddhist monk walk into a room with 10 atheists.

Warner Bros.

WB FIRES BACK AT BATMAN, TURKEY

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The other day I brought you <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=5874" target="_blank">the ridiculous-but-true news</a> that the town of Batman, Turkey was suing Dark Knight director Chris Nolan for infringing on their.

#Batman

CHRIS NOLAN SUED FOR KILLING TURKISH WOMEN

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Here's a news lede that has everything: ISTANBUL - The mayor of Batman, a city recently under scrutiny due to unsolved murders and increasing rates of female suicides, will sue the director of the movie "Batman" movie [sic].

TURKEY

EUROPEAN SOCCER GAMES ARE SAFE

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Here's footage of a pleasant game of soccer in Turkey, between Galatasaray and Fenerbahçe.


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