Posts Tagged: TURTLES

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George R.R. Martin Has Seen The 'Game Of Thrones' Porn Parody ('Games Of Bones') And He Is Not Impressed

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Good luck getting the image of George R.R. Martin watching porn out of your heads, kids. Good luck.

Animals

Epic Turtle Jump

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You've never seen a turtle with this level of grace and majesty.

Animals

Two-Headed Turtle Hatches at San Antonio Zoo

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Raw footage of a two-headed turtle -- named Thelma and Louise -- that recently hatched at the San Antonio Zoo.

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Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are Hilariously Disturbing

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"Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" uses turtle facts to animate these horrifying, salmonella-ridden, giant-wanged Ninja Turtles.

Animals

Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would have been far more unsettling if it had any scientific integrity.

Animals

Galapagos Giant Tortoise Inspects Camera

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A curious tortoise examines a camera, providing an up-close look at its majestic head.

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Childhood Over: The Dinosaur Sounds In ‘Jurassic Park’ Were A Menagerie Of Animals Having Sex

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"If people knew where the sounds in Jurassic Park came from, it'd be rated R!" says sound designer Gary Rydstrom. And now we know where they came from.

Animals

Teenage Average Normal Turtles

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What if the Ninja Turtles never stumbled across the ooze.

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Sea Turtle Gets Prosthetic Flippers

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A disabled loggerhead sea turtle named Yu has been successfully fitted with a pair of artificial flippers.

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Baby Turtle vs. Ghost Crab

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One in every thousand baby sea turtles actually makes it to adulthood.

Cats

Corgis In Swings, A Message From Batman, And Afternoon Links

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Today's afternoon links, featuring a visit from the Happy Turtle, a holiday public service announcement from Batman, and Corgis in swings.

Animals

Turtle-on-Turtle Crime

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A giant tortoise knocks his buddy flat on his back.

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A Golden Treasury Of Funny And Adorable Halloween Costumes For Pets (Part One)

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Do your pets have their Halloween costumes ready? Probably not, since they can't read calendars and don't have thumbs.

Animals

Yawning Baby Turtle

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This baby turtle is getting very, very sleepy.

Animals

Let’s Talk Turtles! Mouth Peeing, Ass Breathing Turtles Specifically

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You'll never guess what turtles have been doing with their orifices...

Animals

Two-Headed Turtle

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Visitors at a nature park in Turkey have been treated to a very rare sight -- conjoined turtle twins.

Animals

Snapping Turtle Destroys Pineapple

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You probably don't want to find your hand anywhere near this guy's mouth.

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Roller Skating Turtle Wants Lettuce

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This is the most hardcore footage of a roller skating turtle (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/nqtv" target="_blank">Remi Gaillard</a>) ransacking a produce store's lettuce you'll see all day.

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Mating Turtles Are Our Favorite Fossil

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You are not hallucinating, that is really a fossil of turtles boning.


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