3D printing

A Seriously Injured Turtle Just Got A New Lease On Life Thanks To A 3D-Printed Beak

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The turtle had been damaged by a boat propeller and was unable to eat on its own.

TURTLES

This Little Girl Completely Loses Her Mind Watching Two Turtles Humping At The Zoo

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We're not sure which is louder, the groaning turtles or small child screaming 'OH MY GOODNESS!'

TURTLES

Watch This Turtle Help Its Turtle Friend Get Off Its Back In A Unique Display Of Reptile Friendship

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Turtles are supposed to be smart creatures, did this one evoke feelings of empathy helping out a friend?

#2014 FIFA World Cup

Cabeção The Psychic Turtle Has Boldly Picked Brazil To Win The World Cup Opener

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Sorry Croatia, but a 'psychic' turtle has weighed in the 2014 FIFA World Cup opener, and he picked Brazil to pull off the win.

#game of thrones

George R.R. Martin Has Seen The 'Game Of Thrones' Porn Parody ('Games Of Bones') And He Is Not Impressed

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Good luck getting the image of George R.R. Martin watching porn out of your heads, kids. Good luck.

#Animals

Epic Turtle Jump

You've never seen a turtle with this level of grace and majesty.

#Animals

Two-Headed Turtle Hatches at San Antonio Zoo

Raw footage of a two-headed turtle -- named Thelma and Louise -- that recently hatched at the San Antonio Zoo.

TURTLES

Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are Hilariously Disturbing

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"Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" uses turtle facts to animate these horrifying, salmonella-ridden, giant-wanged Ninja Turtles.

#Animals

Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would have been far more unsettling if it had any scientific integrity.

#Animals

Galapagos Giant Tortoise Inspects Camera

A curious tortoise examines a camera, providing an up-close look at its majestic head.

TYRANNOSAURUS SEX

Childhood Over: The Dinosaur Sounds In ‘Jurassic Park’ Were A Menagerie Of Animals Having Sex

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"If people knew where the sounds in Jurassic Park came from, it'd be rated R!" says sound designer Gary Rydstrom. And now we know where they came from.

#Animals

Teenage Average Normal Turtles

What if the Ninja Turtles never stumbled across the ooze.

#Animals

Sea Turtle Gets Prosthetic Flippers

A disabled loggerhead sea turtle named Yu has been successfully fitted with a pair of artificial flippers.

#Animals

Baby Turtle vs. Ghost Crab

One in every thousand baby sea turtles actually makes it to adulthood.

#Batman

Corgis In Swings, A Message From Batman, And Afternoon Links

Today's afternoon links, featuring a visit from the Happy Turtle, a holiday public service announcement from Batman, and Corgis in swings.

#Animals

Turtle-on-Turtle Crime

A giant tortoise knocks his buddy flat on his back.

#COSPLAY

A Golden Treasury Of Funny And Adorable Halloween Costumes For Pets (Part One)

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Do your pets have their Halloween costumes ready? Probably not, since they can't read calendars and don't have thumbs.

#Animals

Yawning Baby Turtle

This baby turtle is getting very, very sleepy.

#Animals

Let’s Talk Turtles! Mouth Peeing, Ass Breathing Turtles Specifically

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You'll never guess what turtles have been doing with their orifices...


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