Meet the woman with her dead Twilight cat tattooed on her back

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Stop me if you've heard this one before: there's a woman in Wales with her dead cats tattooed on her back.


Twilight vampire baby doll makes a perfect gift for a rational person

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Twilight fans, who've been known to do things like make replica Bella wombs out of felt, and get attacked by their cats named Renesmee, can now celebrate their love of abstinence parables with custom-made sparkling vampire baby dolls, courtesy of Etsy user Bean Shanine.

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5 Ways To Improve The Anti-KStew 'Robert Pattinson Deserves Better' T-Shirt


An online company is selling "Robert Pattinson Deserves Better" t-shirts, but we have five better anti-KStew suggestions.


Sick tat, brah (morning links)


Right, because it's the placement of the tattoo that's gay.


Will Ferrell Went Full Twihard On ‘Conan’ Over The Kristen Stewart-Robert Pattinson Breakup

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Since he's the undisputed king of internet-baitable moments it's no surprise that Will Ferrell did a masterful "Twihard reacting to Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson" last night on Conan, and it's sure to get play everywhere today.


The Twihards Are PISSED At Kristen Stewart For Cheating On Robert Pattinson

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Next to the Beliebers the Twihards are arguably the most insane fanbase populating the internet, so you just knew that they were going to lose their minds over the news that famed glass case of emotion Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with a wrinkly-balled director -- and they are.


Bad news for Twilight fans

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The bad news for Twilight fans continues today, as scientists have discovered that not only might your cat try to kill you for naming it Renesmee, breathing in its feces has been linked to higher rates of suicide.


Twilight Fans Gathered To Break Least Surprising World Record

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Forgive this escape from sports for a moment, but as always I will use the disclaimer that world records are competitive and can therefore be included on this site.


Twilight fans fake engagement to try on Bella’s wedding dress

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According to an exclusive report from TMZ, a bridal boutique is selling a replica of the wedding dress Bella wore in Twilight Breaking Dawn, and, in perhaps the least surprising turn of events of all time, rabid Twilight fans are showing up at the stores and faking engagements to try the dress on.


Drunk Twi-hard tries to drive to Breaking Dawn on three tires

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I really wish we could play the Florida or Ohio/Florida or Germany game with this story, but unfortunately it happened in Illinois.

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Twihards: Still Crazy After All These Years

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Chances are if you live in a major city, you've noticed small groups of young girls and desperate middle-aged women gathering near your local cineplex, and yes, your worst nightmares have come true - another Twilight movie is upon us.


Awesome Twilight Fan Art & Morning Links

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Aw, that's exactly like my Twilight fan art.

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Twilight: Our Long National Nightmare Is Almost Over

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Breaking Dawn is a batsh*t insane book, so it shouldn't be surprising that fans of it were also the first ones to line up for San Diego Comic Con 2011 just to get a glimpse at the actors and see two boring scenes from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 (AKA Snorkels the Vampire Fetus).


It’s finally happened: A sparkling sex toy for Twilight fans

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Well it's finally happened, and I'm surprised it took this long.


New Twilight pic shows where Snorkels the Vampire Fetus was conceived

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Yesterday, the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Facebook page offered Twilight fans a special Valentine's Day treat --  (to cats) GATHER AROUND, MY PRETTIES, I HAVE EXCITING NEWS -- a new picture from the set.


49-year-old fangsta gets full-back Twilight tattoo

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49-year-old cake maker Cathy Ward from Reading, England recently dropped 14 dress sizes, and to celebrate, got a 22-hour Twilight tattoo job covering her entire back.


Twihards Go Crazy for Implied Rough Vampire Sex

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As a Thanksgiving present, Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn director Bill Condon shared the above picture on Twitter, the first picture from the movie version of Breaking Dawn, the last chapter of Stephenie Meyer's shirtless dude-filled abstinence parable.


Cool Posters and Other Stuff

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It feels like every movie in existence released a trailer in the last two days, and now that I've posted them, it's time to clear the rest of my FireFox tabs.


R-Pattz inspires underwear line, “R-Pants”

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That's right, Twilight's Robert Pattinson has inspired yet another line of underwear.

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