WORST MOVIES

The Razzies Nominees Have Been Announced And Some Awful Movies Have Been Snubbed

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If you ask me, there’s no greater way of branding a movie a failure than by including it in <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/12/the-absolutely-very-worst-movies-of-2012#page/1">the annual FilmDrunk Worst Movies feature</a>, but some more traditional people believe that <a href="http://www.razzies.com/">the Razzies are actually the ultimate decider</a> of cinematic disgust and scorn.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Weekend Box Office: Everything’s a Hit!

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Damn near every new movie outkicked their coverage this weekend, even the Rise of the Guardians opened to a poor $24.

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SUPERCUT: Robert Pattinson Secretly Hates Twilight

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It really didn't take much reading between the lines to discover that Robert Pattinson secretly hates Twilight, and now, thanks to the magic of the supercut, we have a mountain of evidence in one, handy-dandy video.

TWILIGHT KILLS

A homeless man drank himself to death at a Twilight screening

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I don't want to make light of a man's death if he doesn't deserve it, but in the abstract, this story about a homeless man drinking himself to death during Twilight is almost comically dark.

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Mitt Romney saw Twilight with his wife

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Mitt Romney's 51 - 48 loss in last week's election could have been even worse if the American people had known that the guy constantly chiding Obama for looking weak was the same guy letting his wife drag him to a screening of Twilight over the weekend, where these blurry pictures were taken.

WEEKEND MOVIE GUIDE

Weekend Movie Guide: Twilight Is Finally Over

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Opening Everywhere: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt.

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Taylor Lautner says werewolf-on-infant love is a “touchy subject”

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In a recent interview with <a href="http://www.hitfix.com/the-fien-print/twilight-star-taylor-lautner-calls-his-breaking-dawn-imprinting-a-complicated-and-touchy-thing" target="_blank">Hitfix</a>, Taylor Lautner called the werewolf-on-infant love affair in Twilight Breaking Dawn a "touchy subject," and if I could rig this headline to make a slide-whistle sound when you clicked it, I totally would.

#TRAILERS

New Twilight Clip: Yuppie Vampires teach Bella what it means to be soulless

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Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 opens November 16th and Summit just released this new clip, called "Acting Human," in which the other vampires attempt to teach vampire Bella how to pass as human, while Taylor Lautner just sits there with all the charisma of a balloon with abs drawn on it.

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Twilight releases the most boring set of promotional stills in the history of man

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I know Summit probably realized years ago that they could release literally any promo material from Twilight and the Twihards would eat it up like their cats with so much fancy feast, but this is getting ridiculous.

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Robert Pattinson's 'Cosmopolis' Looks Busy

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While most of us are waiting patiently for the release of Twilight: Breaking Wind Dawn Pt.

#TRAILERS

Twilight Breaking Swan 2 Has a Trailer Trailer

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In case you forgot, Twilight is still a thing, there's still another movie coming out (Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2, opening November 16th, from director <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_condon" target="_blank">Bill Condon</a>, who, yes, has won an Academy Award for writing), and it's still such a big deal that they release teasers for the trailer (yes, a trailer for a trailer, basically).


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