Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson’s New Girlfriend Is Getting Racially Harassed Online Because ‘Twilight’ Fans Are Still Monsters

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'Twilight' fans have now resorted to racist bullying over their leading man's dating preferences.

TWILIGHT MEMORABILIA

"Sexy Vampire Menstrual Pad"

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I saw this on Tumblr over the weekend and thought it deserved a post, for obvious reasons.

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Fifty Shades of Grey now the top FOUR best-selling books. Brb, leaving the Earth.

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[source] Yes, Fifty Shades of Grey now makes up the top FOUR spots on the best-seller list.

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Twilight fan names her cat "Renesmee," cat rightly tries to kill her

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This morning, I posted the first picture from Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2, featuring Bella and Edward's telepathic, half-vampire baby, Renesmee.

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Twihards: Still Crazy After All These Years

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Chances are if you live in a major city, you've noticed small groups of young girls and desperate middle-aged women gathering near your local cineplex, and yes, your worst nightmares have come true - another Twilight movie is upon us.

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‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn’ Trailer Hits The Web, Makes TwiTard Girl Cry

Last night the trailer for the next installment of the Twilight series -- obnoxiously titled The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 -- was unleashed on the web, giving their crazy fans something to get crazy about in anticipation of the film's release this November.

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TWILIGHT FANS WILL CUT JU, MANG

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A trampstamp about an abstinence parable.

UTERI

YOU GOTS A PURDY UTERUS

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What the hell is this, you ask.

twilight fans

WELCOME TO THE IRONY-FREE ZONE

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This story is like a bad joke where you keep getting sidetracked before the punchline.

TYRA BANKS

TWILIGHT FAN WINS PIE-EATING CONTEST

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Hey, remember that Twilight riot at Hot Topic last week.

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TOWN IN WA FLEECING ‘TWILIGHT’ RETARDS

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A guy who wishes he'd had sons Look, if you're feeling at all homicidal this morning, just stop reading now because this isn't going to help any.

Vampires

TWILIGHT MOMS REFUSE TO BE STEREOTYPED

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Breaking news: Twilight fan cleans her house By this point it's fairly well-established that Twilight (aka Dawson's Crypt), Stephenie Meyer's vampire abstinence parable, is popular among undersexed housewives.


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