TWILIGHT MEMORABILIA

"Sexy Vampire Menstrual Pad"

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I saw this on <a href="http://elementaryschoolgraduate.tumblr.com/post/30088717775" target="_blank">Tumblr</a> over the weekend and thought it deserved a post, for obvious reasons.

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Fifty Shades of Grey now the top FOUR best-selling books. Brb, leaving the Earth.

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[<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/0507f_eljames40p.jpg" target="_blank">source</a>] Yes, Fifty Shades of Grey now makes up the top FOUR spots on the best-seller list.

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Twilight fan names her cat "Renesmee," cat rightly tries to kill her

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This morning, I posted <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/06/twilight-breaking-dawn-2-renesmee-cullen-picture" target="_blank">the first picture from Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2</a>, featuring Bella and Edward's telepathic, half-vampire baby, Renesmee.

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Twihards: Still Crazy After All These Years

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Chances are if you live in a major city, you've noticed small groups of young girls and desperate middle-aged women gathering near your local cineplex, and yes, your worst nightmares have come true - another Twilight movie is upon us.

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‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn’ Trailer Hits The Web, Makes TwiTard Girl Cry

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Last night the trailer for the next installment of the Twilight series -- obnoxiously titled The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 -- was <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIpeBi6SG4A&feature=player_embedded">unleashed on the web</a>, giving their crazy fans something to get crazy about in anticipation of the film's release this November.

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TWILIGHT DIRECTOR BACKPEDALS FURIOUSLY

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Felt <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/twilight-fans-perfectly-normal-healthy" target="_blank">Bella wombs?</a> I'll take two.

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TWILIGHT SELLING ABSTINENCE CANDY, FML

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We all know Twilight fans can build up quite an appetite <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/twilight-fans-will-cut-ju-mang" target="_blank">stabbing people</a>, getting <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/twilight-fans-will-cut-ju-mang" target="_blank">Twilight tattoos</a>, and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/twilight-fans-perfectly-normal-healthy" target="_blank">making models of Bella's uterus</a>.

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TWILIGHT FANS WILL CUT JU, MANG

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A trampstamp about an abstinence parable.

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YOU GOTS A PURDY UTERUS

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What the hell is this, you ask.

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WELCOME TO THE IRONY-FREE ZONE

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This story is like a bad joke where you keep getting sidetracked before the punchline.

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TWILIGHT FAN WINS PIE-EATING CONTEST

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Hey, remember that <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=5927" target="_blank">Twilight riot</a> at Hot Topic last week.

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TOWN IN WA FLEECING ‘TWILIGHT’ RETARDS

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A guy who wishes he'd had sons Look, if you're feeling at all homicidal this morning, just stop reading now because this isn't going to help any.

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TWILIGHT MOMS REFUSE TO BE STEREOTYPED

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Breaking news: Twilight fan cleans her house By this point it's fairly well-established that <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2267" target="_blank">Twilight</a> (aka Dawson's Crypt), <a title="Stephenie Meyer has Sand in her Vagina" href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2738">Stephenie Meyer's</a> vampire abstinence parable, is popular among undersexed housewives.


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