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The Definitive Breakdown Of ‘Twilight: Breaking HEARTS Part How Could You, K-Stew’

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It has been less than 24 hours since I first saw <a href="http://twitter.com/jimmytraina">Sports Illustrated’s Jimmy Traina Tweet</a> the infamous video of the disappointed Twilight fan, but it has already gone from 301 to 229,609 views.

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The Twilight Breaking Dawn Trailer, with Captions

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The trailer for Snorkels the Vampire Fetus, aka The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part One, the first half of the last chapter in Stephenie Meyer's story of abs and abstinence, landed online late last night.

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SNORKELS THE VAMPIRE FETUS IS TOO STRONG! Twilight Gets a Trailer Trailer.

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The full trailer for Snorkels the Vampire Fetus, aka The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part One is scheduled to hit tomorrow afternoon, and since this is a franchise that inspires people to make <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/twilight-fans-perfectly-normal-healthy" target="_blank">felt fetuses</a> and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/its-finally-happened-a-sparkling-sex-toy-for-twilight-fans" target="_blank">ice-cold dildos</a>, of course the trailer has its own trailer.

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New Twilight pic shows where Snorkels the Vampire Fetus was conceived

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Yesterday, the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Facebook page offered Twilight fans a special Valentine's Day treat --  (to cats) GATHER AROUND, MY PRETTIES, I HAVE EXCITING NEWS -- a new picture from the set.

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Twilight crew scared after Brazilian hostage standoff

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The original plan for the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/stephenie-meyers-telepathic-vampire-adult-baby-split-into-two-movies" target="_blank">two-part</a>, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/official-snorkels-the-vampire-baby-gets-oscar-winning-director" target="_blank">Bill Condon-directed</a>, final chapter of the Twilight Saga, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be" target="_blank">Snorkels the Vampire Fetus</a>, was to film in Brazil, the setting of Edward and Bella's honeymoon in the book.

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Count the heartburn faces in the new Twilight clip

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In between giving Twilight every award last night, MTV had time to premiere a brand new clip from the Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

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Kellan Lutz on Twilight: “You’re gonna see my sh*t.”

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  It's been a scary few weeks as we wondered whether the actors who played the Cullens in all the previous Twilight movies would return for the final chapter of the Twilight Saga, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/official-snorkels-the-vampire-baby-gets-oscar-winning-director" target="_blank">Snorkels the Vampire Fetus</a>, or whether their <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/kellan-lutz-asks-twilight-you-wanna-pay-my-sht" target="_blank">demands for more money </a>would get them replaced by new, unfamiliar dead-eyed background models.

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Dakota plays hag for the foppish dandy vampire gang

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Summit just released the first clip from the Twilight Saga: Eclipse (which you can watch below), featuring Dakota Fanning and her clan of foppish dandies, the Volturi.

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Official: Oscar winner directing Snorkels the Vampire Fetus

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If you watched Kinsey or Dreamgirls or Gods and Monster (for which Bill Condon won an Oscar for best adapted screenplay), you probably thought, "Gee, that's great, but where are the snorkeling vampires, the c-sections, the wolf-on-baby love affairs.

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The Emo Vampires & Werewolves are CGI fighting!

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/the-emo-vampires-werewolves-are-cgi-fighting#more-27441"> The <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/the-emo-vampires-werewolves-are-cgi-fighting#more-27441">first full trailer</a> for Twilight Saga: Eclipse has hit the web, complete with Edward, Bella, Jacob, and the whole heartburn hearththrob gang, plus new director David Slade (30 Days of Night).

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Sorry, I lied. But I have telepathic vampire baby news.

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I knew as soon as I promised that <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/last-twilight-story-of-the-day-i-promise" target="_blank">Chocolate Pattinson</a> would be my last Twilight story of the day that God would probably f*ck me like the Virgin Mary, and so it is.

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TWILIGHT ECLIPSE SERIOUSLY RELEASED A TRAILER FOR A TRAILER, FMLIT

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The trailer for The Twilight Saga New Moon hits tomorrow, and I kid you not, they released a 10-second teaser for it today.


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