50 SHADES OF GREY

Fifty Shades of Grey Porn Adaptation Gets Sued

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The copyright owner of EL James' Fifty Shades of Grey, and Universal, the studio producing the film adaptation, are <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/fifty-shades-grey-porn-adaptation-395478" target="_blank">suing</a> the producers of Fifty Shades of Grey: A XXX Adaptation.

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Key & Peele: Twilight Gangsters

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Two gang members find out they have more in common than they realized.

LAUREN ADKINS

Memphis woman plans to marry a cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen

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A Memphis woman is making headlines this week after announcing plans to marry a cardboard cutout of Twilight's Edward Cullen.

ROBERT PATTINSON HATES TWILIGHT

SUPERCUT: Robert Pattinson Secretly Hates Twilight

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It really didn't take much reading between the lines to discover that Robert Pattinson secretly hates Twilight, and now, thanks to the magic of the supercut, we have a mountain of evidence in one, handy-dandy video.

Robert Pattinson

A Mesmerizing Taco Gif & Morning LInks

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God help me, I can't stop staring at this gif.

DAMIAN SMYTHE

A homeless man drank himself to death at a Twilight screening

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I don't want to make light of a man's death if he doesn't deserve it, but in the abstract, this story about a homeless man drinking himself to death during Twilight is almost comically dark.

CAPTAIN HOOK

Honest Trailer: 'Twilight: New Moon' (Morning Links)

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[via <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-twilight-new-moon/" target="_blank">Screen Junkies</a>] MORNING LINKS Mitt Romney saw Twilight with his wife |<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/11/mitt-romney-saw-twilight-breaking-dawn-date-with-wife" target="blank">Film Drunk</a>| Joe Sinclito (AKA Joe King) returns with more of his movie pitches.

ABSTINENCE PARABLES

Mitt Romney saw Twilight with his wife

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Mitt Romney's 51 - 48 loss in last week's election could have been even worse if the American people had known that the guy constantly chiding Obama for looking weak was the same guy letting his wife drag him to a screening of Twilight over the weekend, where these blurry pictures were taken.

COMPILATIONS

Robert Pattinson Hates 'Twilight'

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A collection of not-so-nice things Robert Pattinson has said about Twilight over the years.

Movies

Twilight For Math Nerds

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Twilight seen through the eyes of someone who focuses on numbers.

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‘Twilight’ Outtakes

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As you might imagine, things didn't always go smoothly on the set of the Twilight movies.

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Taylor Lautner says werewolf-on-infant love is a “touchy subject”

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In a recent interview with <a href="http://www.hitfix.com/the-fien-print/twilight-star-taylor-lautner-calls-his-breaking-dawn-imprinting-a-complicated-and-touchy-thing" target="_blank">Hitfix</a>, Taylor Lautner called the werewolf-on-infant love affair in Twilight Breaking Dawn a "touchy subject," and if I could rig this headline to make a slide-whistle sound when you clicked it, I totally would.

ACTION FIGURES

Noel Cruz Paints Celebrity Dolls To Make Them Uncanny Valley Fabulous

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Dolls based on movie characters rarely look like the actors we recognize. Artist Noel Cruz has a fix for that.

breakthroughs

New Twilight Clip: Yuppie Vampires teach Bella what it means to be soulless

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Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 opens November 16th and Summit just released this new clip, called "Acting Human," in which the other vampires attempt to teach vampire Bella how to pass as human, while Taylor Lautner just sits there with all the charisma of a balloon with abs drawn on it.

GREEN DAY

‘Twilight’ Soundtracks Continue To Be Awesome, With New Songs From St. Vincent And Passion Pit

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Despite the vapidness of all things "Twilight," its soundtracks have been spectacular, including "Breaking Dawn" with St. Vincent, Green Day, and more.

kristen stewart

‘The Greatest Vampire Sex You’ve Ever Had’

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In a recent interview on Australia’s Kyle and Jackie O Show, which sounds and looks like a bad Mad TV sketch, the hosts asked Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 star Robert Pattinson a variety of questions that came from fans on Twitter.

kristen stewart

Vampires in pea coats! Twilight’s hilarious final poster

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After some kind of extended, viral marketing Easter Egg hunt that had fans trying to piece it together like a jigsaw puzzle, the final poster for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 - ostensibly the final Twilight movie - is finally online.

cheaters

The Proof That Kristen Stewart Didn't Cheat: This Week In YouTube Commenter Outrage

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Back in July, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/07/the-definitive-breakdown-of-twilight-breaking-hearts-part-how-could-you-k-stew">I dropped my name in the Pulitzer hat</a> with my incredible coverage of the breakup of Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.


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