#Christmas

Santas Reenact “Twilight” Love Scene

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Jimmy Fallon has actors dressed as Santa reenact a powerful love scene from "Twilight.

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Twilight vampire baby doll makes a perfect gift for a rational person

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Twilight fans, who've been known to do things like make <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/twilight-fans-perfectly-normal-healthy" target="_blank">replica Bella wombs out of felt</a>, and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/06/twilight-fan-cat-renesmee-attacks-her" target="_blank">get attacked by their cats</a> named Renesmee, can now celebrate their love of abstinence parables with custom-made sparkling vampire baby dolls, courtesy of <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/113001902/custom-twilight-vampire-reborn-baby?image_id=387992057" target="_blank">Etsy user Bean Shanine</a>.

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Fifty Shades of Grey Porn Adaptation Gets Sued

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The copyright owner of EL James' Fifty Shades of Grey, and Universal, the studio producing the film adaptation, are <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/fifty-shades-grey-porn-adaptation-395478" target="_blank">suing</a> the producers of Fifty Shades of Grey: A XXX Adaptation.

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Key & Peele: Twilight Gangsters

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Two gang members find out they have more in common than they realized.

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Memphis woman plans to marry a cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen

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A Memphis woman is making headlines this week after announcing plans to marry a cardboard cutout of Twilight's Edward Cullen.

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SUPERCUT: Robert Pattinson Secretly Hates Twilight

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It really didn't take much reading between the lines to discover that Robert Pattinson secretly hates Twilight, and now, thanks to the magic of the supercut, we have a mountain of evidence in one, handy-dandy video.

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A Mesmerizing Taco Gif & Morning LInks

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God help me, I can't stop staring at this gif.

TWILIGHT KILLS

A homeless man drank himself to death at a Twilight screening

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I don't want to make light of a man's death if he doesn't deserve it, but in the abstract, this story about a homeless man drinking himself to death during Twilight is almost comically dark.

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Honest Trailer: 'Twilight: New Moon' (Morning Links)

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[via <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-twilight-new-moon/" target="_blank">Screen Junkies</a>] MORNING LINKS Mitt Romney saw Twilight with his wife |<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/11/mitt-romney-saw-twilight-breaking-dawn-date-with-wife" target="blank">Film Drunk</a>| Joe Sinclito (AKA Joe King) returns with more of his movie pitches.

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Mitt Romney saw Twilight with his wife

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Mitt Romney's 51 - 48 loss in last week's election could have been even worse if the American people had known that the guy constantly chiding Obama for looking weak was the same guy letting his wife drag him to a screening of Twilight over the weekend, where these blurry pictures were taken.

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Robert Pattinson Hates 'Twilight'

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A collection of not-so-nice things Robert Pattinson has said about Twilight over the years.

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Twilight For Math Nerds

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Twilight seen through the eyes of someone who focuses on numbers.

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‘Twilight’ Outtakes

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As you might imagine, things didn't always go smoothly on the set of the Twilight movies.

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Taylor Lautner says werewolf-on-infant love is a “touchy subject”

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In a recent interview with <a href="http://www.hitfix.com/the-fien-print/twilight-star-taylor-lautner-calls-his-breaking-dawn-imprinting-a-complicated-and-touchy-thing" target="_blank">Hitfix</a>, Taylor Lautner called the werewolf-on-infant love affair in Twilight Breaking Dawn a "touchy subject," and if I could rig this headline to make a slide-whistle sound when you clicked it, I totally would.

#ART

Noel Cruz Paints Celebrity Dolls To Make Them Uncanny Valley Fabulous

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Dolls based on movie characters rarely look like the actors we recognize. Artist Noel Cruz has a fix for that.

#TRAILERS

New Twilight Clip: Yuppie Vampires teach Bella what it means to be soulless

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Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 opens November 16th and Summit just released this new clip, called "Acting Human," in which the other vampires attempt to teach vampire Bella how to pass as human, while Taylor Lautner just sits there with all the charisma of a balloon with abs drawn on it.

#new music

‘Twilight’ Soundtracks Continue To Be Awesome, With New Songs From St. Vincent And Passion Pit

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Despite the vapidness of all things "Twilight," its soundtracks have been spectacular, including "Breaking Dawn" with St. Vincent, Green Day, and more.

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‘The Greatest Vampire Sex You’ve Ever Had’

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In a recent interview on Australia’s Kyle and Jackie O Show, which sounds and looks like a bad Mad TV sketch, the hosts asked Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 star Robert Pattinson a variety of questions that came from fans on Twitter.


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