UCLA BRUINS

ELITE EIGHT: THE DEVIL’S POINT SPREAD

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I wasn't watching the UCLA vs. Kansas game too closely last night because my interest had diminished in basketball after Memphis had failed to stay within the prescribed number of points of Ohio State dictated by my local independent businessman.

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BAD WEEKEND FOR UNOFFICIAL MASCOTS

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It was a mournful weekend in the NFL, as superfans/unofficial mascots "Dolfan Denny" (Dolphins) and "Crazy Ray" (Cowboys) both passed away.

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THE PACERS’ MASCOT IS GETTING SUED

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Boomer, the cat half of the Indiana Pacers' original cat-and-dog dual mascot, is getting sued for allegedly fucking up the back of a man named Nathaniel Jackson.

UCLA BRUINS

‘BULLIES’ IS A GREAT TEAM NAME

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The ABA will introduce a new franchise in Syracuse next year, and the team's nickname will be the Bullies.

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SB XLII MASCOT UNVEILED: SURPRISE! IT SUCKS

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The state of Arizona's Super Bowl committee has gotten a head start on drumming up excitement for next year's Super Bowl (because it's just so hard to get people excited for the Super Bowl), which will be held in the Cardinals facility, University of Phoenix Stadium.

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STUPID MASCOTS: THE VIDEO

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Yesterday I wrote about the underwhelming situational awareness of "Da Bull," the Austin Toros' mascot who got a technical foul for hanging on the rim during play and gave the Colorado 14ers a chance to win the game in the closing seconds.

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STUPID MASCOTS

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If you thought NBA officials were out of hand with technical fouls at the beginning of this season, you should see the shenanigans going on in the D-League.

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MASCOTS HAVE TESTICLES, TOO

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The Utah Jazz's mascot is named Bear.

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QUARTERBACK SUES RACCOON MASCOT

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Adrian McPherson, the backup Saints quarterback who was injured when he got run over by a golf cart driven by Titans' mascot T-Rac during the preseason, is suing for $20 million.

UCLA BRUINS

NEW FAVORITE SPORT: UNDERWEAR RUNNING

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I was a fucking stupid 17-year-old.

UCLA BRUINS

UCSB STUDENTS LIKE THEM SOME SOCCER

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Perhaps you don't follow college soccer all that closely, but yesterday while we were all paying attention to the BCS and NFL and NBA and interesting sports, unseeded UC Santa Barbara pulled off a stunning 2-1 upset over heavy favorite UCLA to win the national championship in St Louis.

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SEC RIVALRIES ARE UGLY

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I don't pretend to understand college football or the South, so the combination of those things that makes the SEC is particularly incomprehensible to me.


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