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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Movie Has Leaked A Shredder That Is… Not Subtle

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'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is not a subtle franchise, but even by that standard, the new Shredder is, uh, something special.

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‘The Omen’ Is Coming To TV From A ‘Walking Dead’ Showrunner

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'The Omen' is coming to TV, courtesy of one of the many showrunners of 'The Walking Dead.'

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Gilmore Support Shorts, For When You Want To Leave Nothing To The Imagination

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Gilmore Support Shorts, for when you want to show off your junk but don't want to go to jail!

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The Next ‘Call Of Duty’ Is Going To Get All Political On Us

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'Call of Duty' is going to tackle a real, serious political issue with its next game. Or possibly just use it as a justification for a dumb action movie plot.

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General Mills Is Trying To Prevent People Who ‘Like’ Them On Facebook From Being Able To Sue Them

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General Mills believes Liking a Facebook page entitles them to tell you not to sue.


'The Matrix' Is Getting A Prequel Trilogy

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Apparently there weren't enough bad movies in the Matrix franchise to satisfy Warner Brothers, so we're getting three more.


Deathbros Are Putting The ‘Fun’ In Funeral Services


Funeral services are about to get a lot more technically advanced, thanks to funeral startups. Seriously.

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Google Wants To Pay You To Share Your Skills With Others Via Google Helpouts

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Google Helpouts achieve something long thought impossible; making money off a webcam while clothed.


'Jacob's Ladder' Is The Next Horror Movie Up For A Remake

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'Jacob's Ladder', a cult classic, is getting remade because essentially no horror movie is allowed not to be a remake anymore.


The Wall Street Journal Will Launch A Social Network


In a bid for relevancy, the Wall Street Journal will launch a social network. It might be as popular as Google+!


So Jennifer Lopez Has A Line Of ‘Premium’ Mobile Phone Stores Now

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They're called "Viva Movil" and they're potentially... really condescending to Latinos!

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Fired Groupon CEO Andrew Mason Records ‘Business Advice Songs’

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Apparently Andrew Mason wants to be a singing star. Or at least have a notable novelty album.


Meet The Dehogaflier, A Pig-Hunting Drone


The Dehogaflier is a drone built, from the ground up, to kill pigs. Seriously.

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'Sext Me If You Can' Is An Art Project About…Well, Guess

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'Sext Me If You Can' is the next art project from Karen Finley. Finally, dong pics have become fine art.


Politician Believes Cell Phone Gun Exists

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In the mind of one state politician, the cell phone gun exist and must be protected against. Errrrr...what?


Bill Gates Wants To Give You $100,000 To Improve The Condom

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Got an idea to overhaul the condom? It might be worth $100,000 from Bill Gates.


Woman To Let Internet And Advertisers Name Her Child

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Natasha Hill won the "Belly Branding" Contest and now a website, its advertisers, and the entire Internet get tot vote on the name of her child. No, really.


The Kinect Will Be Mandatory For The Next Xbox

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Think you'll be able to get away with a normal controller on the next Xbox? Think again.

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Physicist Plans To Build Lightning Gun With The Profits Of His Kickstarter Novel

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The book is called 'Dragon Empire', but far more interesting is what he plans to do with the money.


Pan’s Labyrinth To Become A Musical


Pan's Labyrinth will feature a singing eye monster. OK, maybe not, but it will have songs by the guy who wrote "The Rainbow Connection".

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