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The Umpires Would Fart On Jorge Posada On A Regular Basis

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Being an MLB catcher is a pretty tough job on its own, but according to Hall of Fame catcher Jorge Posada, the gig comes with one pretty, um, crappy aspect.

UMPIRES

This Umpire Is A Dancing Machine And He Doesn’t Care Who Knows It

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Sometimes you just feel like dancing, even when it's in the middle of a game you're umping.

UMPIRES

Here’s An Ump With No Personal Issues Ejecting A DJ For Playing ‘3 Blind Mice’

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An umpire who probably just needs somebody to talk to ejected a stadium DJ for playing '3 Blind Mice.' Seriously.

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This Team Didn’t Like An Umpire’s Call. What Happens Next Will Hit You In The Face With A Softball.

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A girls' softball team got together and decided to bean an ump in the face in protest of a bad call that walked in a run, which is … uh, sportsmanship?

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Torii Hunter Accidentally Cleats Umpire's Face

While trying to make the call on a close play at home, umpire Greg Gibson catches Torii Hunter's spikes with his face.

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Who Cares If You’re Going Viral With That, You’re Still Out

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By way of Jimmy Traina's Hot Clicks comes the most athletic thing you're going to see on a baseball diamond today (and probably tomorrow, unless decades of watching the boring-ass All-Star Game have steered me wrong).

UMPIRES

Boring Canseco Ejections Have the Most Awesome Soundtracks

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The actual plot of this video, according to the YouTube description: Jose Canseco gets pissed at umpire, gets ejected from game, then brother Ozzie comes out and he gets ejected from the game, couldn't tell why, but sign language says it pretty well.

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The Iron Sheik Wants To F*** Your A** And Make You Humble

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There's no arguing with one of the greatest heels of all time in pro wrestling, and so if the Iron Sheik says that you need humbling, then it will be so.

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Jim Joyce Is America’s Sweetheart

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UPDATE: Jim Joyce is behind the plate for today's Tigers/Indians game, and he came out with the waterworks flowing.

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AFTER REVIEW, MLB PASSES ON REPLAY

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Major League Baseball decided not to expand the use of instant replay for 2010, despite consideration stemming from a cluster of blown calls by umpires in the playoffs and late regular season in 2009.

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HIGH SCHOOL UMP GOES APE, EJECTS EVERYONE

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I just really wanted to do a Bloodsport photoshop.

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PITCHER BLAMES INJURY ON INSTANT REPLAY

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Yankees relief pitcher Brian Bruney went on the DL six days after throwing in the bullpen during a lengthy delay to review a home run call.

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WILD UMPIRE PARTIES INVOLVE WHITE ROBES

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Hoping to avoid an embarrassing Tim Donaghy situation, Major League Baseball has been conducting thorough background checks of its umpires, hoping to ferret out any sort of deviant behavior that might prove damaging to the sport, like, say, gambling, hiring undocumented nannies, illegally downloading Interpol albums, or, you know, being a member of the KKK.


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