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Look at these knockouts. They are so fast, you better not blink!
Russian ProFC MMA fighter gets knocked down with a kick and somehow manages to knock himself out with his own knee.
Two guys got into a street fight over a 45 cent debt, and the results are hilarious.
Boxer Craig Vitale knocked out Joe Muir with a vicious two hit knockout. Boom, headshot.
If we're naming off the ten things that make us the happiest, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/05/the-worst-mma-fight-ever-is-even-worse-than-youre-imagining" target="_blank">guys who shouldn't be in MMA fights getting into MMA fights</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/russia" target="_blank">everything in Russia being absurd</a> are in our top ten.
Last November, we compiled <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/11/three-things-you-should-never-do-in-an-mma-fight" target="_blank">a list of things you should never do in an MMA fight</a>.
Here's something you don't see every day: an accidental suplex knockout.
I've seen a lot of unfortunate stuff during soccer games -- not limited to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/09/soccer-grenade-explosion-video" target="_blank">fans throwing grenades at players</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/sports-on-tv-full-houses-20-greatest-sports-moments#page/9" target="_blank">a kid in San Francisco running the length of the field to score a goal on her own team</a> -- but I've never seen anything quite as coincidentally unfortunate as what happened to Sporting Lokeren goalkeeper Boubacar Copa Barry during Sunday's game against Club Brugge in the Belgian Pro League.
Back in October, we shared with you a clip of an MMA fighter deciding he was an invincible character from Bloodsport, making the COME AT ME BRO gesture to allow his opponent a bunch of free shots and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/mma-knockout-king-hippo-video" target="_blank">getting knocked out like a goon</a>.
Check out our third "100 Knockouts" special, featuring the sport's wildest finishes from across the globe.
I don't know how far into 2012 we're allowed to shared Best Whatevers Of 2012, but here are year's best MMA and UFC knockouts.
Okay, four things, if you count "don't get a tattoo that says 'RELENTLESS' in a third grader's print going down the back of your arm" as a thing.
I had a great joke ready to go, but <a href="http://www.bobsblitz.com" target="_blank">Bob's Blitz</a> beat me to it: You had no idea that King Hippo was a real, live, MMA fighter, now did you.
The best part of this Polish double knockout video is that it happened at an event called "MMA Night Of Champions".
If you enjoy one punch WMMA knockouts, here's all 8 seconds of Kaline Medeiros vs Stephanie Eggink.
As much as I'd like to take credit for that headline, YouTube user <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/dannymorales82" target="_blank">dannymorales82</a> beat me to it.
On Friday, I wrote a piece for <a href="http://www.progressiveboink.com/" target="_blank">Progressive Boink</a> ranking the <a href="http://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/7/6/3141427/afl-the-15-worst-fighters-in-the-1988-kumite" target="_blank">15 worst fighters in the 1988 film Bloodsport</a>.
The best part of this Futsal argument escalating into a Muay Thai knockout (besides me learning what the hell "Futsal" is) is easily the YouTube commenter explaining his motivations: This was in Russia , futsal 3rd division.