I love sports improbabilities.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
Check out our third "100 Knockouts" special, featuring the sport's wildest finishes from across the globe.
I don't know how far into 2012 we're allowed to shared Best Whatevers Of 2012, but here are year's best MMA and UFC knockouts.
Okay, four things, if you count "don't get a tattoo that says 'RELENTLESS' in a third grader's print going down the back of your arm" as a thing.
I had a great joke ready to go, but <a href="http://www.bobsblitz.com" target="_blank">Bob's Blitz</a> beat me to it: You had no idea that King Hippo was a real, live, MMA fighter, now did you.
The best part of this Polish double knockout video is that it happened at an event called "MMA Night Of Champions".
If you enjoy one punch WMMA knockouts, here's all 8 seconds of Kaline Medeiros vs Stephanie Eggink.
As much as I'd like to take credit for that headline, YouTube user <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/dannymorales82" target="_blank">dannymorales82</a> beat me to it.
On Friday, I wrote a piece for <a href="http://www.progressiveboink.com/" target="_blank">Progressive Boink</a> ranking the <a href="http://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/7/6/3141427/afl-the-15-worst-fighters-in-the-1988-kumite" target="_blank">15 worst fighters in the 1988 film Bloodsport</a>.
The best part of this Futsal argument escalating into a Muay Thai knockout (besides me learning what the hell "Futsal" is) is easily the YouTube commenter explaining his motivations: This was in Russia , futsal 3rd division.
I've watched this video a few times, trying to figure out how landing on your arm from like two feet up can knock you out, and yeah, the jolt of a fall can do crazy things to your brain and all, but I think it was shame that knocked him out.
Double knockouts are rare.
This video's title is the SEO-friendly "Breakdancer kicking girl knockout", but I have two problems: 1.
- Follow us on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/withleather">@withleather</a> - Follow me personally <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/mrbrandonstroud">@MrBrandonStroud</a> - <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/With-Leather/119737589217">Like us on Facebook</a>.
And now for something completely different.
What you're watching is the (No Self-) Respect Fighting Championship 6 Pro -88kg bout wherein Jörg Lothmann knocks out Jeffrey Waltmans with a spinning kick to the face and an admonishing-a-dog-style slap to the back of the neck.
What you need to know, courtesy of <a href="http://www.hockeyfights.com/">HockeyFights.com</a>: Caps rookie Jay Beagle went looking for a fight with Arron Asham, one of the toughest middleweights for the past decade.
Ortiz complained after the fight that he was still addressing the ref when Mayweather landed his two-punch sleeping pill, and some people have called Mayweather’s attack cheap and dirty.
Kimbo Slice made his professional boxing debut at Buffalo Run Casino in Miami, Oklahoma, on Saturday night.
This video uploaded yesterday to YouTube features LeBron James showing up at a kids basketball camp to speak and play a few harmless games of "Knockout", and it is everything you'd expect from him.