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100 Brains Were Allegedly Stolen From The Most Gruesome Collection At The University Of Texas

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University administrators promise heads will roll, they just need to find them first.


Vince Young Finally Found A New Job

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Young starts his first job since retiring from the NFL in June.


Is This Fan Made Charlie Strong Texas Longhorns T-Shirt Actually Racist?

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People are outraged over this cheap, fan made Texas Longhorns t-shirt that was for sale on Etsy, as they think it's racist toward Charlie Strong.


Jose Canseco Wants To Coach The Texas Longhorns And Here Is His Four-Point Plan

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MLB great (?) Jose Canseco wants to coach the Texas Longhorns (??) and detailed a plan for success that includes goat friendship (???).


The Supreme Court (And One Brat) May Get Rid Of Affirmative Action Today

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In case you haven't been paying attention because you already went to college, there's been quite a hullabaloo over affirmative action (again).


Everything’s Screaming In Texas

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It's too bad we don't have a button you can click to tell me how you thought this was "win" (and possibly "old"), because this clip of University of Texas baseball head coach Augie Garrido flipping the hell out and explaining his team's utter futility through extended, graphic metaphor is a definite LOLing, oh-my-godding win.


Promising New Research On Type 1 Diabetes

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Scientists at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center have discovered a breakthrough treatment for Type 1 diabetes in mice.


ESPN And Texas Make 20-Year Commitment, No Word On Prenup

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In a deal that guarantees a buttload of money over a buttload of years, ESPN and the University of Texas have agreed to create a 24-hour network for the Longhorns and all of their sports.

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