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WB Announced A ‘Scooby Doo’ Reboot While Casey Kasem’s Body Was Still Warm

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Warner Bros didn't even wait for Casey Kasem's body to cool before announcing their Scooby Doo reboot.

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‘The Naked Gun’ Is Getting A Reboot Starring Ed Helms As Frank Drebin

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Paramount has tabbed Ed Helms to play Frank Drebin in a reboot of 'The Naked Gun' that is completely unnecessary.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger in talks to star in Toxic Avenger reboot. Wait, what?

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<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/gallery-842245p1.html?cr=00&pl=edit-00">Featureflash</a> / <a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/?cr=00&pl=edit-00">Shutterstock.com</a> I don't know how to feel about this story.

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KERFUFFLE WATCH: A black guy might play the Human Torch, and people who aren't bored are pissed!

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Early this morning, Jeff Sneider at <a href="http://www.thewrap.com/movies/column-post/will-chronicle-star-michael-b-jordan-be-human-torch-fantastic-four-88881" target="_blank">TheWrap</a> filed a story that Michael B.

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Your new ‘The Crow’ is… James McAvoy?

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Last time we heard about Relativity Media's reboot (remake.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to play Conan the Barbarian again

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This summer, Universal is going to build you a house in your idealized past where you can play with your old toys and lost youth and live happily ever after with Scruffy, the beagle who went off to live on your uncle's farm after he chewed up your mom's shoes.

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Of Course Vanilla Ice Wants To Be In TMNT

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Here’s a fantastic non-story based on the ramblings of a washed up lunatic molded into something that is supposed to resemble movie news… <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1686226/vanilla-ice-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles.jhtml">according to MTV</a>, Vanilla Ice <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1686226/vanilla-ice-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles.jhtml">might be playing a role</a> in the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot being made by Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes.

JONATHAN LIEBESMAN

TMNT no longer Teenage or Mutant, according to title

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The great entitled dork war of 2012 rages on this week with no hope of an end in sight.

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Michael Bay says new TMNT will be "edgy, lovable, aliens"

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I don't quite understand the dopey nostalgia my generation still has for things like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (I get it, we were kids once, shut up), but whatever your idealized memory is of them, Michael Bay plans to ruin it like he did with Transformers when his production company reboots them as a <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/hurrr-iron-man-writers-get-1-mil-to-write-live-action-ninja-turtles" target="_blank">live-action movie adaptation</a> for Paramount with the director of <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/02/michael-bays-ninja-turtles-may-have-a-director" target="_blank">Battle Los Angeles</a>.

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National Lampoon's Vacation reboot to be directed by the Horrible Bosses guys

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The studio has entered negotiations to hand the reins of the project to John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein, the team behind the Vacation script, as well as the New Line hit Horrible Bosses and the studio's upcoming Horrible Bosses 2 and Burt Wonderstone.

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American Reunion has a new new trailer

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Propelled to fame by the massive success of American Pie when they were just youngins, the cast of the original has spent the past 10 years or so going their own way, with levels of success ranging from starring in an Oscar-winning film (Chris Klein, Election; Mena Suvari, American Beauty) to getting evicted from Michael Rapaport's apartment and <a href="http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/16226780/#.T0U_jI5X7Ph" target="_blank">threatening to f*ck a dog</a> (Natasha Lyonne).

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Oh boy, Karate Rich Kid is getting a sequel

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The Jaden Smith/Jackie Chan Karate Kid remake was partially <a href="http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117942915?refcatid=31">financed by the Chinese government</a> (see: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Film_Group" target="_blank">China Film Group Corps</a>) and went on to gross $360 million worldwide, so why wouldn't they want to make another one.

TARA REID

NATASHA LYONNE LIVES! New poster for American Reunion

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There's a new poster for the American Pie reunion movie out, and the big news is that it finally answers the question that's been on everyone's minds: Is Natasha Lyonne still alive.

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Break out the Jumpball, Starship Troopers is getting a reboot

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Paul Verhoeven's 1997 classic, Starship Troopers, is either a brilliant satire of a terrible movie or a brilliantly terrible movie, depending on whom you ask.

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This is what The Crow reboot with Brad Cooper was supposed to look like

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/crowreboot_concept-art.jpg"></a>You may remember <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/04/the-crow-remake-will-star-uh-brad-cooper" target="_blank">last April</a> when Relativity Media was negotiating with Bradley Cooper to star in a "reboot" of The Crow, which was somehow going to reinvent the franchise by being darker and grittier™ than the original, despite starring a guy who looks like he just fell off a sailboat in Connecticut.

KEVIN TANCHAROEN

Mortal Kombat Is Koming Bak to Theaters

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In light of a Wyatt Earp story followed by a Mortal Kombat story, I thought this video was relevant.

GEORGE MILLER

Are These the Vehicles from the Tom Hardy Mad Max Reboot?

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There've been rumblings about George Miller making a Mad Max sequel /prequel/whatever going back almost three years, when it was originally conceived as a <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/sigh-mad-max-iv" target="_blank">3D animated feature</a>.

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The American Pie Gang’s All Back Together, Sorta

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Universal has released the first pictures and teaser (which consists of a series of still pictures - watch it below) for American Reunion.


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