BCS

Urban Meyer Eating Pizza Is The Saddest Picture Of The Year

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Urban Meyer looked pretty bummed as he ate pizza after his Ohio State Buckeyes lost to Michigan State in the Big 10 Championship.

GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS

Faces Of ‘Freude: Poor, Poor Derek Dooley

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My friends and I were joking this weekend, as I struggled through watching the UCF Knights blow their game against the Missouri Tigers and the Miami Dolphins really blow their game against the Arizona Cardinals, that I could just do these Faces of ‘Freude (new name, this one’s sticking) posts with pictures of me screaming at bar TVs for three hours every Saturday and Sunday.

AC MILAN

Tiziano Crudeli Is Going To Kill Himself Because Of What's Happening In Soccer

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This is basically what I look like when I'm watching 'The Wire'.

bad parents

Urban Meyer Has Ruined A Child’s Life

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I've often joked that the Florida Gators and their fans were the nouveau riche of college football, having a long history of being the distant 3rd in Florida's "Big 3" until only recently coming into success and fame.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Report: Urban Meyer Denies Having Bladder, Pisses All Over The Place

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Remember when we cared so much about the Ohio State White Elephant Gift Exchange Scandal that tattoo parlor operators were being sent to jail and players were getting suspended by the NFL for things they might've done in college.

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

Nobody Will Be Able To Watch Football In Florida

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The Jacksonville Jaguars <a href="http://www.bizjournals.com/jacksonville/news/2011/08/23/jaguars-may-black-out-1st-home-game.html">are on pace</a> to have their season opener against the Tennessee Titans blacked out.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

Morning Links: Shootin’ Some B-Ball Outside of the Wells Fargo Center

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Sports 12 Most Devoted Celebrity NBA Playoff Fans - This list taught me that Chris Tucker is suddenly old, Eddie Vedder has turned into a bookish MILF, and that Will Smith had his own basketball card.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Urban Meyer’s Daughter is Hot and Breaking News

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Urban Meyer's foxy volleyball daughter Nicki has lashed out at her own smart phone over talk that her famous father is headed to Columbus take over as head football coach at Ohio State.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Urban Meyer Is Now An ESPN Analyst

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Urban Meyer, <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2010/12/12/1871315/urban-meyer-health-resigns-florida-coach">who resigned as coach of the Florida Gators</a> this past season to spend more time with his family, has already taken another job that he says won't take time away from the family, but I'm pretty sure he'll find a way to make it happen.

BRETT FAVRE

They Are Who We Thought They Were: The Best Sports Moments Of 2010

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While the entirety of the mainstream media began releasing Best Of lists in the first week of December, I wanted to wait as long as I possibly could to create my own, because of, you know, all of the games that take place throughout December.

COACHES

Tim Tebow Is A Coach Killer

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Tim Tebow has played for two head coaches since 2006.

URBAN MEYER

Settle Down, Florida Gators Fans

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Yesterday I showed a rare act of kindness to our Florida Gators friends and readers by not reveling in the fact that the team lost its third straight game for the first time in 22 years, dropped from the Top 25 rankings, and has fallen into a world of uncertainty and chaos.

ARRESTS

It’s Time For Chris Rainey To Play, B*tch

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A few weeks ago, former Florida Gators receiver Chris Rainey was arrested for aggravated stalking, which I assume means that he was stalking but he wasn’t good at it so he just became so aggravated.

CBS

This Week In Athlete Death Threats

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CBS Football loud yeller Shannon Sharpe is taking some time off after being accused of forcing a woman to have sex with him, making death threats against her, and stalking her.

FLORIDA GATORS

Urban Meyer Also Hates Golf Writers

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Most people hate only a certain number of writers, and can live with the rest.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

URBAN MEYER DOES NOT LIKE YOUR TONE

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Here's Urban Meyer having a discussion with some guy from the Orlando Sentinel.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

EVERYONE LOVES THE SEC

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College football's national signing day was yesterday, and although nobody knows why they have it so close to the end of the season, or why it's a single day, most people seem to agree that the teams of the Southeastern Conference were the big winners.

FLORIDA GATORS

URBAN MEYER: WHAT LEAVE OF ABSENCE?

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Once upon a time there was a Head Coach at the University of Florida named Urban Meyer.

CINCINNATI BEARCATS

MEYER IS IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL

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If you watched the press conference following last night's Sugar Bowl, you got to hear Urban Meyer announce (presumably to the dismay of his wife who stood by looking less than pumped) that <a href="http://jay-mariotti.fanhouse.com/2010/01/02/as-tebow-leaves-in-style-meyer-is-coming-back/" target="_blank">he'll be back in Action Jackson as Head Coach</a> for the University of Florida.


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