Happy Memorial Day, Friends


If you missed it in the headline, Happy Memorial Day, everybody.


Hey Everyone, Let’s Help The Dallas Mavericks Design Their New Uniforms!

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Earlier this week, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban – “The Cube” to us bros – announced on his blog that the Mavs were going to get a makeover.


The McCovey Cove Hot Dog Kayak Is The Most American Thing Ever

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The World Series Champion San Francisco Giants are one of the hottest teams in all of baseball today, as they defeated the Los Angeles Dodgers 4-3 yesterday to complete a three-game sweep of their rivals and reclaim a one-game lead over the Colorado Rockies in the National League West.


George H.W. Bush Hung Out With The Houston Texans Cheerleaders, Did Not Fandango

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As you may know, the Houston Texans cheerleaders are my favorite.


Funny, Sexy, And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week

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It's that time of the week when we post a mixed bag of intriguing cosplay we've spotted recently. Some sexy, some funny, and some awesome.


The Patriotic Way To Prepare For Hurricane Sandy (And Links)


Today's links, featuring a guy who's totally ready for Hurricane Sandy, the worst nursing home Halloween decoration, and a cat who thinks he's people.

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The Official UK Trailer For ‘Assassin’s Creed 3′ Kicks A Redcoat Right In The Balls

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Ubisoft's official UK trailer for 'Assassin's Creed 3' includes warfare, explosions, tragic childhood flashbacks, groin violence, and wobble bass.


It Will Be A Long Time Before The Internet Forgives Lance Armstrong

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The International Cycling Union has decided that based on the findings of the U.


The Discovery Channel Crashed A Plane Last Night, Because, I Dunno, Science?

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Last night on the series premiere of the Discovery Channel show 'Curiosity,' the cable network worked with an award-winning production studio to crash an actual Boeing 727 because f-ck you crashing sh-t is cool GO USA. Also, for science. But mostly that first thing.


Corgi Friday: Here Is A Dog On A Slide, Say Goodbye To Your Productivity

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I hope you don't have anything else to do today, because these GIFs of a corgi on a slide will end all that.


Nike’s Marketing > The Entire World’s Outrage

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During the 2012 Summer Olympics, it was reported that security at the London venues was instructed to crack down on any people who tried to attend events while wearing recognizable logos of companies that weren’t exclusive sponsors.


Best And Worst Of WWE Raw Readers: Give Your Love To ‘USA Guy’ RIGHT NOW

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WWE's newest Superstar ("The USA Guy") is the best on ever, because he represents AMERICA.


Embrace Our Sexy Overlords: The New Bikini Parade World Record Belongs To China

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Last year, we brought you the brave news of 357 Australian women who gathered to raise awareness for the lack of women wearing bikinis on a beach one day while they also broke the Guinness World Record for the longest bikini parade.


Videos Of Troops Coming Home To Surprise Their Families At Ballparks Never Get Old

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Seriously, I don’t ever get tired of videos of American troops coming home and surprising their families at baseball games.


Nick Symmonds > Ryan Lochte

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I have a ton of respect for America’s Olympic athletes, from the young ladies of the Fierce 5 to the members of the Men’s Basketball Team (yes, even LeBron James) and even for a stuttering human meatloaf like Ryan Lochte.


Meme Watch: ‘One-Up America’ Catalogs A Series Of American Overachievements

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The One-Up America meme emerged this week after the Mars landing stole London's Olympic thunder. These colors don't run, hoss!


The Internet Reacts To The Mars Curiosity Rover

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The Mars Curiosity rover successfully landed in Gale Crater today as Dave Chappelle prophesied, so the internet is filled with jokes now.


NBC’s Best Olympic Analyst… How About Donna From ‘Parks & Rec’?

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NBC has received a metric ton of crap and hell for the network’s 2012 Summer Olympics coverage, and we haven’t really touched on that too much, because it’s like picking on the fat kid in dodgeball (writes the former fat kid in dodgeball).


We Did It! Mars Curiosity Rover Safely Lands, Tweets A Double Entendre

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NASA's Mars Curiosity rover has safely landed in Gale Crater on schedule, took the time to send back pictures and tweet a double entendre. USA! USA! USA!

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