Posts Tagged: USA! USA! USA!

2012 OLYMPICS

People Think Team USA Picked On Nigeria

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Make no mistake about it, Team USA handled the Nigerian Men’s Basketball team with humiliating authority yesterday, as Carmelo Anthony set a new team record with 37 points, and the entire team set world records with 156 points and 29 3-pointers.

CHRIS MULLIN

This Week In Original Etsy Sports Merchandise – 2012 Summer Olympics Edition

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Earlier this week, I scoured the Internet to put together my official 2012 Summer Olympics Team USA viewing gear so I could properly cheer on my nation’s best athletes from the comfort of my favorite bars.

competitive eating

Forget Coney Island, The U.S. Military Hosted Its Own Eating Contest

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Like millions of Americans, there was a time when I thought that competitive eating was awesome.

Cats

These Links Were Made For You And Me

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Links for 7/5/12, featuring Ron Swanson, a patriotic cat, and Charlie Day going America all over everybody's a**.

ANDY RODDICK

What The Heck Is Brooklyn Decker Still Doing At Wimbledon?

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As I woke from my required 2 hours of social vampire sleep this morning, there was a strange thing on my television – live tennis.

2012 OLYMPICS

The 2012 Summer Olympics Are Already Ruined

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I’ve always agreed with the popular belief that the Super Bowl should be regularly held in San Diego or Miami, because the weather is awesome and people would enjoy it more.

science

USA! USA! America Fires Most Powerful Laser Ever

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The United States recently made a bold move to shore up support amongst 10-year-old boys the world over by firing the most powerful laser in history.

Joss Whedon

Mark Ruffalo Says The Avengers Is Like America

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The Wall Street Journal interviewed Mark Ruffalo about his role as Bruce Banner / The Hulk in The Avengers.

BOSTON BRUINS

Finally, Someone Fighting About Hockey

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I think the guy providing color commentary for this fight says it all.

CASUALLY PEPPER SPRAY EVERYTHING COP

Pepper Spray Cop, Delicious Vegetables, Wrasslin’ Cats, And Links

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Meme Watch: Pepper Spray Cop Will Casually Pepper Spray Everyone And Everything |<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/meme-watch-pepper-spray-cop-will-casually-pepper-spray-everyone-and-everything/" target="blank">UPROXX</a>| Jason Segel and the Muppets Are Welcome to Host ‘SNL’ Any Time |<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/11/jason-segel-and-the-muppets-are-welcome-to-host-snl-any-time" target="blank">Warming Glow</a>| Mickey Rourke: “Most actresses are c*nts with a capital K.

Dogs

Try Harder, San Diego

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On Friday, we discussed <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/09/this-needs-to-happen-san-diego">the valiant ambitions of J.P. Bolwahnn</a>, the 34-year old running back for the University of San Diego Toreros who has also served in the military for the past 13 years.

CROSSFIT

This Needs To Happen, San Diego

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Upon first glance, seeing that the University of San Diego currently has a 34-year old running back would be cause for laughter.

DISASTERS

A Golden Treasury of Messages To Hurricane Irene On Signs, Buildings, And Newscasts

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If you liked our gallery of <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/08/the-internet-responds-to-hurricane-irene-with-typical-class-and-grace/#page/1">Hurricane Irene inspired photoshops</a>, get ready to bend over, Abigail Mae, 'cause here comes the gravy pipe.

ARIZONA

And You Guys Thought Kate Upton Was Fat

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  Arizona's Susanne Eman is already a world record holder.

BEIJING OLYMPICS

Michael Phelps Is A Traitor!

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It is being reported today that American Olympic swimming hero Michael Phelps, winner of 8 gold medals at the 2008 Summer Olympics, is dating a Canadian.


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