#COSPLAY

Let’s Celebrate Our Independence With Awesome ‘Captain America’ Cosplay

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To kick off our Independence Day celebration, we're posting over 30 pictures from our supersized collection of Captain America cosplay.

#FOOD

Krispy Kreme Will Debut A Sloppy Joe Doughnut Sandwich Tomorrow In San Diego

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Chef “Chicken” Charlie Boghosian will unleash the Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe doughnut sandwich, among other things, tomorrow at the San Diego County Fair.

#video games

‘And Introducing Keith David As Keith David': The New, Best ‘Saints Row IV’ Trailer

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The red band E3 trailer for 'Saints Row IV' parodies overdramatic movie trailers and introduces the Vice President of The United States: Keith David.

#gifs

An American Won The Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling Race Because U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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As far back as the 15th century, people have been gathering at Cooper’s Hill near Gloucester, England to chase a giant wheel of cheese in an incredibly dangerous manner.

USA! USA! USA!

Happy Memorial Day, Friends

If you missed it in the headline, Happy Memorial Day, everybody.

#NBA

Hey Everyone, Let’s Help The Dallas Mavericks Design Their New Uniforms!

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Earlier this week, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban – “The Cube” to us bros – announced on his blog that the Mavs were going to get a makeover.

#MLB

The McCovey Cove Hot Dog Kayak Is The Most American Thing Ever

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The World Series Champion San Francisco Giants are one of the hottest teams in all of baseball today, as they defeated the Los Angeles Dodgers 4-3 yesterday to complete a three-game sweep of their rivals and reclaim a one-game lead over the Colorado Rockies in the National League West.

#NFL

George H.W. Bush Hung Out With The Houston Texans Cheerleaders, Did Not Fandango

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As you may know, the Houston Texans cheerleaders are my favorite.

#AVENGERS

Funny, Sexy, And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week

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It's that time of the week when we post a mixed bag of intriguing cosplay we've spotted recently. Some sexy, some funny, and some awesome.

#Halloween

The Patriotic Way To Prepare For Hurricane Sandy (And Links)

Today's links, featuring a guy who's totally ready for Hurricane Sandy, the worst nursing home Halloween decoration, and a cat who thinks he's people.

#video games

The Official UK Trailer For ‘Assassin’s Creed 3′ Kicks A Redcoat Right In The Balls

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Ubisoft's official UK trailer for 'Assassin's Creed 3' includes warfare, explosions, tragic childhood flashbacks, groin violence, and wobble bass.

USA! USA! USA!

It Will Be A Long Time Before The Internet Forgives Lance Armstrong

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The International Cycling Union has decided that based on the findings of the U.

USA! USA! USA!

The Discovery Channel Crashed A Plane Last Night, Because, I Dunno, Science?

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Last night on the series premiere of the Discovery Channel show 'Curiosity,' the cable network worked with an award-winning production studio to crash an actual Boeing 727 because f-ck you crashing sh-t is cool GO USA. Also, for science. But mostly that first thing.

USA! USA! USA!

Corgi Friday: Here Is A Dog On A Slide, Say Goodbye To Your Productivity

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I hope you don't have anything else to do today, because these GIFs of a corgi on a slide will end all that.

#KEVIN DURANT

Nike’s Marketing > The Entire World’s Outrage

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During the 2012 Summer Olympics, it was reported that security at the London venues was instructed to crack down on any people who tried to attend events while wearing recognizable logos of companies that weren’t exclusive sponsors.

#PRO WRESTLING

Best And Worst Of WWE Raw Readers: Give Your Love To ‘USA Guy’ RIGHT NOW

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WWE's newest Superstar ("The USA Guy") is the best on ever, because he represents AMERICA.

WORLD RECORDS

Embrace Our Sexy Overlords: The New Bikini Parade World Record Belongs To China

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Last year, we brought you the brave news of 357 Australian women who gathered to raise awareness for the lack of women wearing bikinis on a beach one day while they also broke the Guinness World Record for the longest bikini parade.

USA! USA! USA!

Videos Of Troops Coming Home To Surprise Their Families At Ballparks Never Get Old

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Seriously, I don’t ever get tired of videos of American troops coming home and surprising their families at baseball games.

WORLD RECORDS

Nick Symmonds > Ryan Lochte

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I have a ton of respect for America’s Olympic athletes, from the young ladies of the Fierce 5 to the members of the Men’s Basketball Team (yes, even LeBron James) and even for a stuttering human meatloaf like Ryan Lochte.


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