Posts Tagged: USAIN BOLT

Baseball

The LEGO Movie Was Awesome, So Here’s 45 Great Sports Things Made Out Of LEGOs

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In honor of the crazy success of The LEGO Movie, we're taking a look back at 45 great, bad and unforgettable sports things recreated with LEGOs. In LEGO?

LANCE ARMSTRONG

Here’s An Easy Joke: WADA Is Investigating Jamaican Athletes For Doping

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The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) is investigating Jamaica for skipping out on drug tests before the London Olympics. Get it, Jamaica doped.

2016 RIO OLYMPICS

Good News, Everybody Else: Usain Bolt Is Retiring Soon

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Usain Bolt announced that he would be retiring after the 2016 Rio de Janeiro Olympics. Good news, everybody else who runs!

JUSTIN GATLIN

Usain Bolt Lost A Race, Get His E! Show Ready

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Remind me again - what happens when the world’s fastest man loses a race.

GATORADE

Here’s Some Street Art Of Muhammad Ali Knocking Out Street Fighter’s Ryu

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According to the great, in-depth research that I do before writing any post, the Rue Saint-Denis is a really old street in Paris, France and it’s full of hookers.

ALFRED RIZZI

The Pentagon’s Cheetah Robot Beats Usain Bolt’s Speed Record, Is Nightmare Fuel

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Boston Dynamics' DARPA-funded Cheetah robot broke the land speed record for legged robots six months ago. Now it broke the record for humans, too.

RUNNING

Cheetah Robot Runs Faster Than Usain Bolt

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Cheetah Robot is a super fast quadruped developed by Boston Dynamics (with funding from DARPA) that just blazed past its previous speed record, getting up to 28.

DIVING

Usain Bolt vs. Gravity

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If Usain Bolt starts ten meters from the finish line and a diver starts 10 meters above it, who gets there first.

2012 SUMMER OLYMPICS

Of Course Mickey Rourke Said He Beat Usain Bolt In A Drunken Street Race

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I may not know much about the celebrity game, but I do know that if Mickey Rourke wants to tell you a crazy story, you take that phone call every damn time.

ACCIDENTS

Usain Bolt Hates These Flowers

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Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt has two great talents: <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/01/faster-than-a-bolt-of-lightning" target="_blank">being the fastest person in the world</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/05/usain-bolt-dumped-his-hot-girlfriend-for-one-of-several-dumb-reasons" target="_blank">steamrolling blondes</a>.

2012 OLYMPICS

Usain Bolt Dumped His Hot Girlfriend For One Of Several Dumb Reasons

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If <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/usain-bolt-dumped-girlfriend-focus-olympics-145124469.html;_ylt=AvLwO6LTpPey8D_R9bjeoFvYupV4;_ylu=X3oDMTFpYTZoOGQ2BG1pdANTdXBlciBCbG9nIEluZGV4BHBvcwMxMQRzZWMDTWVkaWFCbG9nSW5kZXhUZW1w;_ylg=X3oDMTFlamZvM2ZlBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAMEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnM-;_ylv=3" target="_blank">Fourth Place Medal</a>'s headline had been the end of the story ("Usain Bolt dumped his girlfriend to focus on London Olympics") I would've disagreed with his decision, but I would've understood.

Movies

Usain Bolt Demands More Ketchup

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The Usain Bolt documentary The Fastest is set to be released in 2012, but thanks to a clip posted on <a href="http://www.runnerspace.com/video.php?video_id=51474-Usain-Bolt-working-out-in-a-pool">Runnerspace.com</a> we've already learned three important things: 1.

RUNNING

FASTER THAN A BOLT OF LIGHTNING

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Scientists from SMU, Rice, and the University of Wyoming have discovered that <a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/01/100122102843.htm" target="_blank">humans have potential to run at a rate exceeding 35-40+ MILES PER HOUR</a>.

OLYMPICS

USAIN BOLT + BLACKFACE = JAPANESE TV

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A couple of people have sent me this clip from a Japanese TV show, either because (a) they know that anything that parodies Usain Bolt has a better-than-average chance of being linked up, or (b) they're aware of my unwavering, disgusting fascination with blackface.

THE ONLY SPORT MORE BORING THAN TRACK IS FIELD

BREAKING: USAIN BOLT IS FAST

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Remember that world record that Usain Bolt set over the weekend in the 100, breaking a world record that he set in the Olympics.

SAINT ANDREW'S NET

BOLT BREAKS OWN RECORD W/ 9.58 AT WORLDS

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Saint Andrew's Net is WL's daily link stew.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

THE IOC BLOWS

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When it's not busy sending emails threatening litigation to websites who dare try to showcase Olympic videos, or ignoring China's blatant fabrication of gymnasts' ages, the International Olympics Committee is shitting on one of the most compelling athletes of these Games.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

INTERNET 1, NBC 0

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NBC chose not to air Usain Bolt's historic <a href="../post.phtml?pk=6695">record-setting 200-meter performance</a> online so that Bob Costas and company could be the "first" to air it during tonight's coverage.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

USAIN BOLT IS SOMEWHAT FAST

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Usain Bolt has won gold in the 200 meters, setting a new world record of 19.


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