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Usain Bolt Dumped His Hot Girlfriend For One Of Several Dumb Reasons

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If <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/usain-bolt-dumped-girlfriend-focus-olympics-145124469.html;_ylt=AvLwO6LTpPey8D_R9bjeoFvYupV4;_ylu=X3oDMTFpYTZoOGQ2BG1pdANTdXBlciBCbG9nIEluZGV4BHBvcwMxMQRzZWMDTWVkaWFCbG9nSW5kZXhUZW1w;_ylg=X3oDMTFlamZvM2ZlBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAMEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnM-;_ylv=3" target="_blank">Fourth Place Medal</a>'s headline had been the end of the story ("Usain Bolt dumped his girlfriend to focus on London Olympics") I would've disagreed with his decision, but I would've understood.

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5.11 The Cooler

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Hasi What Was Missing From TIME Magazine’s Breast-Feeding Cover.

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Usain Bolt Demands More Ketchup

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The Usain Bolt documentary The Fastest is set to be released in 2012, but thanks to a clip posted on <a href="http://www.runnerspace.com/video.php?video_id=51474-Usain-Bolt-working-out-in-a-pool">Runnerspace.com</a> we've already learned three important things: 1.

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FASTER THAN A BOLT OF LIGHTNING

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Scientists from SMU, Rice, and the University of Wyoming have discovered that <a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/01/100122102843.htm" target="_blank">humans have potential to run at a rate exceeding 35-40+ MILES PER HOUR</a>.

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USAIN BOLT + BLACKFACE = JAPANESE TV

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A couple of people have sent me this clip from a Japanese TV show, either because (a) they know that anything that parodies Usain Bolt has a better-than-average chance of being linked up, or (b) they're aware of my unwavering, disgusting fascination with blackface.

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He’s Done It Again!

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For millennia, competition between humans for food, money, and women has come down to who is faster than whom.

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BREAKING: USAIN BOLT IS FAST

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Remember that world record that Usain Bolt set over the weekend in the 100, breaking a world record that he set in the Olympics.

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BOLT BREAKS OWN RECORD W/ 9.58 AT WORLDS

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Usain Bolt, U Da Man!

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Usain Bolt is something like a phenomenon.

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THE IOC BLOWS

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When it's not busy sending emails threatening litigation to websites who dare try to showcase Olympic videos, or ignoring China's blatant fabrication of gymnasts' ages, the International Olympics Committee is shitting on one of the most compelling athletes of these Games.

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INTERNET 1, NBC 0

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NBC chose not to air Usain Bolt's historic <a href="../post.phtml?pk=6695">record-setting 200-meter performance</a> online so that Bob Costas and company could be the "first" to air it during tonight's coverage.

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USAIN BOLT IS SOMEWHAT FAST

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Usain Bolt has won gold in the 200 meters, setting a new world record of 19.

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HOW HE MOVE

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Gymnastics - He Kexin <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/summer08/gymnastics/news/story?id=3540418" target="_blank">won a tiebreaker for the gold in the uneven bars</a> over Nastia Liukin, who, like Mongo in There's Something About Mary, has a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre.

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“A Bolt Of Lightning” – Usain Bolt Breaks 100m Record

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Written by Chris "Preach" Smith *cues Damian Marley's "Welcome To Jamrock"* As I write this, Usain Bolt of Jamaica is the proud owner of a gold medal in what was supposed to be a monumental showdown in the 100 meter dash.

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SEVEN FOR SEVEN

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Swimming -- Holy hell.


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